Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Mel singing will be magic happening

I'm kinda glad i haven't been watching this live...

Is it on this long EVERY night?
Have ITV run out of ideas?

1. Him with the hat - Forgettable Jesus forgotten his name 2)Fat Thor Jesus (Nathan)
2. Bieber Jesus (David) 4)Mackem Jesus (Ben)
3. Glasses/No Glasses Jesus (Tim)
4. Simba Jesus (Roger)
5. Oirish Jesus (Niall)
6. Jesus Jesus (Jeff)
7. Boyband Jesus(Dirk)
8. TBA Jesus (Afnan)
9. Butlins

Is it Forgettable Jesus left?

Oh I'm joining in anyway even though we're still on Butlins in my house. Read the list, thanks!

I hate Amanda Holden too.

Only Rory left I think. Is that the receding hairline one?

Yes it is. THat's why nobody could remember.

Haha yes it's forgettable Jesus. I forgot

I hate to say this, but this is all very disappointing. Amanda Holden, the adverts just everything really.

Now, DH has just turned to BBC2 and it's Sue Perkins and Liza Tarbuck driving the world's most dangerous roads.

My reply was to Sue, makes no sense as a reply to prudence. But yes, he is also Receding Hairline Jesus.

My best mate had a poster poster of JaseBot on her wall, at university. In his '2 broken hearts/can't really play guitar' pose. Even then she could not be persuaded he was shit. And then he became Joseph

Oh I like the dangerous roads thing. As soon as ol' whatsisname has performed I'll have to turn over.

Yeah but Phillip Schofield was Joseph. Frankly, a semi-conscious ape could sing it.
Jase was also Frank'n'Furter. The mind boggled.

When are they going to decide who is going then?
Strike that. AH has just said - sing off at the start of tomorrow's show. That's a silly idea.

The fact Littlewoods sponsor it should have warned us..they employed Collen Rooney. Nuff said.

tomorrow?? we won't find out til TOMORROW???

Some of them did much better out of the song selection than others.

I only thing that is keeping watching this tripe is this thread ...DH and i are weeping here!

Good eyebrows

Karaoke Jesus

I love ALW trying to sing along to lenny Kravitz.

Or does he have tourettes?

The more I think about it, the madder it is. THey ahve to rehearse all these produciton numners every day, and every day they will do one that won';t be used. Madness.

I want to be on the road trip with Liza and Sue.

Nobody getting crucified til tomorrow then?

Apologies for typing errors. Not even on phone or pissed.

I can't see them doing Madness cardibach

We won't have any missions then will we?

With one day off between shows I'll be surprised if they can even remember the words!

prudence