Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

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Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

No comment from Mel?

Dh has gone to bed.

Wtf is this bloke wearing?? Has it all been like this? Bring back the matching outfits. And Graham.

I keep hearing 'Aslan'

S'not crashing the thread - all welcome. Particularly as I will be talking to the air by Wednesday. Or just me and Cardi.

Right, Jesus Jesus.

Jesus Jesus! Bit scary if he ran at you on a rugby field!

My DM has just said this one should be George Best Jesus

Hi Bashful, come join in.

Wonder if Jesus Jesus knows Bleakley?

On the website it says he taught himself to play the guitar at the age of 1. Bollocks he did.

THey ran out of money and had to use the band's flight cases to improvise.

Holding the mic is really hindering them. Hardly any air grabbing.

But if JesusJesus ran into you and crashed, he would resurrect you like Lazarus.

Someone's been at the Moroccan Oil.

TO improvise a set I mean. GOt distracted by his hair.

I can't join in! I can't work out who you're talking about! Happy to giggle on the sidelines though.

Oh hang on - I've just got it - DH had it on pause so we're about 3 Jesi behind..

Haha baby Jesus. Looks good. Singing was rope though.

Bashful the whole list is upthread.

i HATE Amanda Holden.

'Relatively well???' From JaseBot, who can't actuallt sing for toffee?

at Dawn!

Lists upthread ^^ Or read last week's thread for full background nonsense.

Mel looks like Jesus

Magic happens !

only 21? He's had a hard life Jesus!

JaseBot cannot sing a note, god love him. And I say that as someone who had a full length poster of him on their bedroom ceiling.

Who is left?