Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Maybe that's why they added extra
So they could have enough for disciples
So they need more

Plastic fruit is more genuine than Amanda Holden.

Asian Jesus!

TBA Jesus

Will someone decide on his name?

Dirk = Lidl Leonardo DiCaprio

Has Jason Donovan dyed his hair?

I love his parents!

Ooh hello eyes. Cheeky Jesus.

Ace parents.

Who picked the songs?

Out of tune but lush eyes

Blimey his parents look young.

They've gone for the American Nerd 1978 look for him I see. Odd choice.
Very odd choice of song too.

Those parents look fabulous!

Flat Jesus?

at earring jesus's dad offering to pole dance!

He's a bit Bollywood Jesus too with the dancing girls.

Odd choice of trouser....

Very cheeky minx Jesus

do they put more clappy chorus people on for the Jesus's they have less faith in??!!

That was horrible.

Isn't he the new Jesus Jesus

I like him. He's cute. Not sure how he'd cope with power stuff, though...

I thought that Dontmind. Very blue!

He tried his best to be all flirty but the shit song restrained him.

V sorry - just crashing your thread to say you people are hilarious. Particularly like the idea that they crucify the loser every night. You've cheered me up no end, thanks!