Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

He's the ringer. Roger the ringer.

Ooh Reserve Butlins Jesus

Singing cockroach

Butlins cannot do sexy

It's a no from me....

Ooo, do you remember the weirdly plastic blonde Joseph? Butlins is very like him.

Too camp and scrawny to be Jesus, I think. Either sound balance poor or he is too quiet.

This is a bit glee...

That didn't start well

Ugh. No.

sorry, that should say, Butlins does Glee....

Its been bugging me who Butlins Jesus looks like and I have finally remembered! <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=thebookbase.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Karen-Pickering.jpg&imgrefurl=thebookbase.com/140/celebrity-reader-interview-karen-pickering-mbe&h=350&w=234&sz=26&tbnid=wslPdCDBgnIuDM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=60&zoom=1&usg=_bKk0MKfgim-RywG4cD4qrCU555U=&docid=K7DB-zzXZhaJM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=jiADUNztAcfK0QW2ja27Bw&sqi=2&ved=0CFoQ9QEwAg&dur=513" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Karen Pickering

He dipped out of a lot of belty high stuff in that. Worrying in the circumstances.

Oh the hair.

He looks like Mark Owen if someone stretched his head in a vice.

They liked it?

Snobbery

A man who if your daughter brought home and proclaimed as love of her life your heart would drop like a stone

Mark Owen put on the rack . So true.

Amanda is bleedin' awful.

Are they going to use the spare Jesi for disciples?

She's certainly no Graham

Aaarrrrgghh - got to turn over for Wallander

Anyone else got Wynsors World of Shoes advert?

I can imagine Charity Tim as one of the nice but dim disciples You Broke