Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

I don't like Andrew slumming it behind the desk with the judges. I like him on his own throne off to one side. With the Phantom theme playing whenever we go over to him.

The other series were so camp. This isn't.

Do you think it's phantom next? ALW saying 'I want to see MORE disfigured torment! Really think abduction'.

Just got in . What have I missed? I notice AH is still there.

Has Tim been in it yet?

It's the only reason I wanted to watch!

can't wait to watch this later really

I like alw on a throne too!

Not horrible as far as I know, Sue. Just a bit up himself according to DD (and her Dad, who knows him better) Was an awesome Jesus, though. His Gethsemane is something to behold.
It was described as 'scrotum defying', I believe.

Remind yourself of this and weep for what might have been.

ITV just can't do this type of show.

Agree, KenDodds. This is too X-factor.

Why can't tim minchin be Jesus? Then bill bailey could be judas. It's ying and yang.

The Beeb obviously embraced the campness of musical theatre- ITV- it's all about the money...

Too many sodding advert breaks....

It is XF on the cheap and nasty. Just look at those Dorothy pics, all fresh and bright and twee .

I shouldn't think Tim Minchin will be in it until the last performances, if at all.

Bill Bailey would be AWESOME!

Simba Jesus was made for a loincloth

No Tim? I feel cheated....

I would go and see it if bill bailey was in it

Simba Jesus is going to be Dawn's type I think. It's all a bit measured, though. Let go, damn it!

Now that is a whole lot of man, wow

Safe pair of hands.

Watching with subtitles ~(thanks ds) and am learning the words to all these songs. Enlightening.

I volunteer to try out that safe pair of hands.
Yum.

Mel C looks like she hasnt even brushed her hair!

YouBrokeMyShoulder he'll be third place then

That was amazing, and he's rather... delicious. Should Jesus be sexy?