Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

They have tried to unleemead him.

It's sprayed on I think Raah, it looks like brown boot polish over the bald bits.

Isn't he the evil one in eastenders?

Lee meads got to be better than joe mceldry surely

Oh dear. They've turned him into Joe McElderry.

But I though they were sposed to be growing their hair?

Boot polish would explin it, Sue!

Oh Dawn :o

Themumsnot - that made me laugh out loud! This could go the way of the "Jesus in a cabbage van" thread.

As a human being?! As opposed to what?

Dawn French is a mumsnetter. Must be!

Dawn if you're reading, you'd kill him. Go with Simba or Jesus Jesus.

Oirish Jesus is gorgeous. Adore Glasses/Charidee Jesus.

His beard is getting more and more Amish. Do we think he'll go for the full square?

I don't like Glasses Jesus. He has the hair of a Victorian asylum inmate.

Ooh no I wouldn't follow him.

DP has just passed through and commented he thinks Dawn French has had her HRT dose doubled or something. I realise he has a point.

Less son of God and more cousin of someone who once met him.

THe whole low self esteem thing is an act, I promise you. No lack of over confidence with him in RL!

There was no smoulder, I know smoulder when I see it.

Ooooo cardi, dish it. Is he 'orrible? Kick puppies?

Though to be fair oirish/leemead Joseph is lovely

I have just found you all! I looove JCS. I liked Nowhere, before he was de-Biebered, but not sure now. Early money for me is Jesus Jesus. Did I glimpse leathers on him yesterday?

just popping in to wonder if anyone else is becoming a tiny bit bored of Dawn French's creepy flirty comments? I know its part of the recipe for this sort of show but argh! STOP IT!!!

Whispers