Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Impressive laying on the floor singing skills.

Touch of the blackadders

Best yet IMO.

He looks more like Judas than Jesus to me, though...

He just looks like the black and white head shots you see in theatre foyers. So I'm basing my guess purely on that.

Please stop giggling Amanda!

Love him! Love Mackem Jesus

He does, Sue!

Oh is THAT what it's about Andrew? Thank goodness you're here to spell it out.

ALW really does waffle on doesnt he!

Oirish Jesus after the break.

In fact he looks so like I've seen him on theatre walls, I'm guessing he's a ringer that ALW has planted

Oirish next, are we all keeping up?

Another break. This is like American tv

Bring back the beeb

I prefer ALW to Jason though. Jason seems to have swallowed all the story/journey/rollercoaster of excitement clichés from being on Strictly not that he was ever a rollercoaster of excitement and is just regurgitating them now, completely dead behind the eyes.

That Bold advert's sweet

Leave Jason alone. He is dreamy.

Bold advert very cute.

What's going to happen to the one that gets voted off? Crown of thorns do you reckon or will they go the whole hog and crucify them?

We think cave Themum. Cave or Notthemessiah chanting

Themumsnot

JaseBot bugged me on 'Strictly..' he took it so seriously. And he obviously thinks, cos he was Joseph, he knows everything. And he used to have no hair. what happened?

So pretty, Oirish Jesus.
Why did they shear him?

Oh I like this one. Preferred the curls though.

Why did they ruin his hair
He looks boring now

Looks less Lee Mead with thst hair cut. Bit nasal in the singing department though.

The hair 'stylist' has had a field day with this lot.

They cut his curls off and turned him into Joe McEldry!