Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

We have the creepy car insurance dogs.

I hate the Suzuki advert

Are the ads going to be better than the show?Bring on Yeo Valley!

Not so far Raah.

I hate all ads. THe only problem with watching this live so I can talk to you is having to watch adverts.

oh

His snake is his favourite

Nathan looks creepily like a girl I went to school with.

Fat Thor Jesus wiv his chickens

Why do men like that always have a snake

If he flicks his hair like a girl again he'll ruin the image

Praying hands, there, THor Jesus. Very holy.

Barry humphries would say Nathan was dairy fed.

Ooo look, spiky jacket. And Dad dancing.

Fat Thor Jesus has hair that looks very expensive.

was thor jesus on 'The Voice'??

I wish Jason would just have an opinion about things.

Ewwwwwwwwwwww at Jasebot finding Fat Thor ssssssensual.

He was MigratingCoconuts. Didn't get through but probably should have.

Yes he was.

Do you think he'd lose his power if we cut his hair off? Wrong Bible story I know.

I like Justin lee Collins Jesus but there's something missing.

Reckon so.

Right, Mackem Jesus. My tip for the top, he is.

I thought I'd seen him before!

I think he should have too...not really sure rock was what the voice was looking for!

Oh my god I remember Mackem Jesus. He was always in the local paper.

I like his intensity. He looks right.

He's quite pretty, isn't he?