Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

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Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

He does unfortunately sing King of the Jews.

They're not colour-coding them are they? I'm going to get so confused.

Why does Dawn sound like she's frantically finding something good to say?

Jesus of aldi

Receding hairline Jesus = Rory

I think at any rate.

Awwww, he has a sweet face. He looks like he should be playing a kindly vet or something.

Next up - Boyband Jesus

Next up its duck!

Camp Jesus

That warm letting go sensation? There are exercises that can help with that.

DH is disagreeing with our nicknames and eating Shreddies very loudly. I want a divorce

He looks like he has been vacuum packed into hi clothes!

He seems to be struggling to grow that beard. Poor lamb.

Rocky start

THat's blasphemy, that KDDD.

Why are they holding mics? Makes them look like pop singers not musical theatre actors.

I am reading this thread ( though not able to watch).

I like Dawn. Bets she's a cynical one. We'd get on really well.

Am disappointed to learn they are not colour coded. I'll never catch up...

He looks like Leo, dunnee?

You tell him Lord.

Dawn resorting to Louis Walsh-style 'you made that song your own' style comments a bit early.

Dirk looks to me like Hollyoakes Jesus.

Yes, they should definitely have head sets not hand held mics. Stupid idea.

I said there would be strugglingtogrowabeard Jesus

He does look like Leo!
I wanted colour coordinatedness too! Where's the costume?!

I think they should do Roman up and down thumbs cos its historical innit.

Bloody ITV, it's too poppy. The best bit about the Josephs was the over-acting and grimacing faces. And the air grabbing - lots of air grabbing.

I hate the Nutella advert.