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Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

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SuePurblybilt · 14/07/2012 09:57

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

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bronze · 15/07/2012 20:04

Cardi

I knew it ( I still call him leemead Joseph) Sad

JazzAnnNonMouse · 15/07/2012 20:04

How annoying is it that Amanda Holden is wearing a crucifix?!

dearprudence · 15/07/2012 20:04

I can join you tonight as I'm hoping to watch live, rather than on delay.

FWIW I like Jason (swoon) I dislike Mel, I am confused by Amanda's role in the show. I know that Herod sings one song in the second half and that Tim Minchin is a big JCSS fan.

Do I qualify?

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SuePurblybilt · 15/07/2012 20:04

And what is the collective noun for a group of Jesususususs?

A piety of Jesuses?

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YouBrokeMySmoulder · 15/07/2012 20:04

Where's the throne?

JazzAnnNonMouse · 15/07/2012 20:05

I like her hair though

cardibach · 15/07/2012 20:05

No throne for ALW?

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SuePurblybilt · 15/07/2012 20:05

That is one '80s dress'n'do combo.

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dearprudence · 15/07/2012 20:06

All it needs is a sweetheart neckline.

KenDoddsDadsDog · 15/07/2012 20:06

I love Dawn's hair.

dearprudence · 15/07/2012 20:06

Love everything about Dawn.

cardibach · 15/07/2012 20:06

I knew this would happen to Butlins Jesus.

KenDoddsDadsDog · 15/07/2012 20:07

Bloody Butlins Jesus.

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SuePurblybilt · 15/07/2012 20:07

Did we not see that coming?

Glad that Dawn is taking my advice (she is so a mner) and doing a DVO. I could see her with Simba Jesus or Jesus Jesus.

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Vagaceratops · 15/07/2012 20:08

Noooo - whats happened to Beiber's hair!

YouBrokeMySmoulder · 15/07/2012 20:08

Recap sue please I've forgotten them already.

bronze · 15/07/2012 20:08

Which ones David?

cardibach · 15/07/2012 20:08

It's the newly named Jim CArey Jesus (the Jesus formerly known as Beiber).

MigratingCoconuts · 15/07/2012 20:08

I thought Herod sang 'king of the jews'

bronze · 15/07/2012 20:09

He looks very smug

YouBrokeMySmoulder · 15/07/2012 20:09

No. Next.

cardibach · 15/07/2012 20:09

DOn't like his lisp. THe son of GOd wouldn't have a lisp.

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SuePurblybilt · 15/07/2012 20:09
  1. Him with the hat - Forgettable Jesus forgotten his name 2)Fat Thor Jesus (Nathan)
  2. Bieber Jesus (David) 4)Mackem Jesus (Ben)
  3. Glasses/No Glasses Jesus (Tim)
  4. Simba Jesus (Roger)
  5. Oirish Jesus (Niall)
  6. Jesus Jesus (Jeff)
  7. Boyband Jesus(Dirk)
  8. TBA Jesus (Afnan)
  9. Butlins
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cardibach · 15/07/2012 20:10

Him with the hat is Receding Hairline Jesus.

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SuePurblybilt · 15/07/2012 20:11
  1. Receding Hairline Jesus - forgotten his name 2)Fat Thor Jesus (Nathan)
  2. Bieber Jesus (David) 4)Mackem Jesus (Ben)
  3. Glasses/No Glasses Jesus (Tim)
  4. Simba Jesus (Roger)
  5. Oirish Jesus (Niall)
  6. Jesus Jesus (Jeff)
  7. Boyband Jesus(Dirk)
  8. TBA Jesus (Afnan)
  9. Butlins
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