Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

I will be here.

I couldnt believe it when I saw seams there, what a cheek.

I also think we should call Asian Jesus just Jesus as he very probably looks the most like Jesus. Unlike bleedin Thor.

Seamus [loses all patience with ipad]

The Beeb shows were much more family friendly- the Nancy one had the boys auditioning for Oliver, the Dorothy one,had the dogs. And of course, they all had Graham.

When the next one of these shows is 'Shades of Grey- you could be Christian'- we'll know we are in trouble

Is mel c going to be a Mary?

I'll be here Sue - I have no life. DD going to South Africa on Thursday and wants me to text results every night

Yup, Mel C is going to be Mary - hence her 'Mary hair'!

YY, MelC is Mary M. Tim Minchin Judas. Chris Moyles is Herod.

Tim Minchin as judas? I thought you were joking. Well that's put the cat among the pigeons.

Hang on, you're pulling my chain aren't you. [ thinks about an old testament smiting]

No, he rilly rilly is. He says it's his dream role

I can see why you think I'm making it up though. Chris Moyles ffs.

Does Herod sing?

No. And he dies horribly within five minutes hopeful

No idea actually. I'm not a big JCSS fan. Too shouty.

I'm going to have to watch this later.

Honestly, kids and husbands really mess up tv viewing. my house rabbit used to let me watch what i wanted

My DD is staying up and I am mercifully DH-free

I'm here. With a soluble solpadeine in hand.

Wot no loincloths?

Present miss

So Jesuses is the official plural then.

Oh dear god. Miles jupp shouldnt be there. My money is on the 21 year old.

They've given Butlins Jesus the hairdo of Bieber Jesus

MY LIST IS RUINED

Why is abutlins Jesus there?

THey've cut Oirish Jesus' hair. Bastards.

OK, early bets.

I think Mackem Jesus and Jesus Jesus for the final.

That is 11.

Mandy has had a 1986 demiwave

Yes, Sue. DD is miffed as she came up with Beiber Jesus when I first posted it.