Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Jesus Christ Superstar
Came round the corner on his yamaha
Did a skid
...

Oh yes and 'he wears frilly knickers and a Playtex bra'. I forgot that bronze.

We used to sing 'see-through' bra...

think that's the other problem- I don't think I know the songs- then I hear them and realise I know more than I think

All together now.....

Sparkling- some of those are brilliant!

Bronze , your fastidiousness with the TV shots has really made me laugh!

'You look like a vicar that I used to know' is now going round my head

Is it 8pm tonight? I shall be hoping for great things from Dawn.

If Dawn can't save it nobody can. Does that mean we have seen the last of Amanda what is she there for Holden?

No, I think Dawn is judging.

I reckon they saw the early footage of Mel C and JaseBot being tedious and thought 'fuck, what can we do to spice this up?'. ALW lobbied hard for Sarah Brightman but they went with Dawn.

I'm surprised Dawn lowered herself agreed to it.

Amanda is the new Graham. Nuff said.

I noticed last night that ALW has no arse, (there was a gratuitous arse shot as he walked up some steps) - no arse whatsoever. In fact from the top of his head to his feet, it looks as if his flesh is slipping gradually downwards - like lava.

I expect Sarah Brightman is v relieved that ALW doesn't 'lobby hard' for her anymore now he's married to that nice new lady

Sarah B is proper barking though, so ITV
may have missed a trick there.

Sarah B would have made no sense, possibly in a Will.i.am kind of way. I'm sick of Mel C trying to look intense and interested. She wears too much eye make up. I never thought I would miss John 'jazz hands ' Barrowman. Curse you, Itv!

I like Mel C's eye make up. I do not like JaseBot and his sucking upping.

9pm - 10.30 night after night next week? I'm not sure that I'm that committed...

Jesus wept.

I think it's every night until the 25th...

What happened to proper Saturday 'all the family watches' TV? DS loved watching the Nancys and Josephs and Dorothys.

Every night will be deeply tedious.

Jakers. It'll just be me here, talking to myself, won't it?

I blame the Olympics I blame them for everything

If it had been on Sat/Sun every week, I suppose it would have had to take a 3 week break in between. And X Factor prob starts in August.

But it is really daft the way they are doing it, it will definitely dilute the audience if it has much of one

Yup