I COULD STILL BE JESUS Sir Toady looks for a new star - are we in?

[SuePurblybilt]

Tim Minchin is to be Judas. Chris MOYLES is to be Herod (does he die? I do hope so) and Lord ALW, the grinning gargoyle himself, will be choosing Jesus every Saturday night on ITV.

NEWLY SKINNY DAWN FRENCH AND DANCE BOT JASON DONOVAN ARE JUDGING!

this Saturday 7.25

Who is in then?

Oh dear. Charisma injection for White Van Jesus please, stat.

Just no. NEXT!

Ooh, I think Jase has got a touch of the Kidman Batbrow going on...

Oh dear, bless him.

White van in car crash, yup.

Being a builder, ideal for Judas no? ;)

That's the acting skills that won Charlene's heart Jase - you show him

Bloody adverts, forgot I was watching ITV. Aaaaaaagggghhhh Amanda Bloody Holden.

I'm in danger of scoffing an entire bag of Aero bubbles here.

I am eating Lidl's Banana Sorbet. Classy.

Giant buttons here

I like the adverts. Gives me a chance to make tea

Jesus was focussed. WTF?

Jesus was focused! WTF??

It is only a matter of time before Jase says 'What would Jesus do?'

SPECTACULAR x post!

pmsl @'Jesus was focussed'

I am having to multi task. I'mcrap at multi-tasking

Ours was
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Wears frilly knickers
And a padded bra

Actor-stroke-model.

He works in Abercrombie and Fitch no doubt.

Oddly Tiny Mouth Jesus

Jeez it's a young John Barrowman.

'retail'

He bloody does, n'all!

ROFFLE at the hip twitch and AWIGHT squawk

Nope. NEXT!

Er- don't like this one- he reminds me of john barrowman. Not good, imo.

Maybe his tiny mouth is why he can only do growly voice?