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I COULD STILL BE JESUS Sir Toady looks for a new star - are we in?

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SuePurblybilt · 02/07/2012 09:49

Tim Minchin is to be Judas. Chris MOYLES is to be Herod (does he die? I do hope so) and Lord ALW, the grinning gargoyle himself, will be choosing Jesus every Saturday night on ITV.

NEWLY SKINNY DAWN FRENCH AND DANCE BOT JASON DONOVAN ARE JUDGING!

this Saturday 7.25

Who is in then?

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KenDoddsDadsDog · 07/07/2012 18:03

What was the song we used to sing as kids "Jesus Christ Superstar, drove around in a little green car....."

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 18:09

Jesus Christ, Superstar
Came down from Heaven in a mushroom car (wtf?)
Pulled a skid
Murdered a kid
And wrapped his willy round a dustbin lid.

We were TWISTED, clearly. WTF was all that about?

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KenDoddsDadsDog · 07/07/2012 18:11

Yes yes!!!! Thank you!!!
Except ours was green!

whatlauradid · 07/07/2012 18:19

What time is it on tonight? Marking my place.

whatlauradid · 07/07/2012 18:20

Didn't read the OP. 7:25!

diddl · 07/07/2012 18:27

"Um sorry, Ted Neely not doing it for me - compared to the film there is no passion there."

I think he has more passion on stage as in the film he´s wondering about in the scene.

AlphabetJim · 07/07/2012 19:09

I can't wait! Counting down minutes now!!

AlphabetJim · 07/07/2012 19:10

This is jazzannonmouse btw on husbands phone...Grin

HazeltheMcWitch · 07/07/2012 19:21

Huzzah, a JCS thread!

Shakey1500 · 07/07/2012 19:26

Signing in...Grin

Evening dhallinks!

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 19:28

Eh? Superstar island? Judges houses?

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 19:28

Mwah to Hazel

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LeB0F · 07/07/2012 19:30

Jesus is a slim build, ROFL...he did go on a forty-day crash diet, I suppose.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 19:30

Slim build...up there on the cross.....

Awkward.

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MikeLitoris · 07/07/2012 19:32

I'm in. if dd2 shuts up I may be able to actually hear what they are on about.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 19:32

They're not great looking so far, are they? Apart from yer one with the arms and the blue eyes there and the vein about to burst in his neck

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HazeltheMcWitch · 07/07/2012 19:33

THat blue eyed screeching one, he reminded me of someone.
But as I can't think who, this is the crappest of anecdotes.

Shakey1500 · 07/07/2012 19:33

I spotted him as well Sue drool

SecretNutellaFix · 07/07/2012 19:34

What will happen with the high notes with this guy? Seems pretty good?

Sparklingbrook · 07/07/2012 19:34

This ones not bad.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 19:34

Yes, that is shit Hazel.

Is this the one with the band that'll wait for him? In the manner of a '40s forces sweetheart?

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Sparklingbrook · 07/07/2012 19:35

Where's Dawny?

MikeLitoris · 07/07/2012 19:35

is dawn only in it for the live shows?

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 19:35

'can he be jesus, in jesus christ superstar?'

Well, Jase, he's less likely to be jesus in 'oliver', isn't he? You knob.

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Sparklingbrook · 07/07/2012 19:36

Ooh not this one-he ain't Jesus.

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