I COULD STILL BE JESUS Sir Toady looks for a new star - are we in?

[SuePurblybilt]

Tim Minchin is to be Judas. Chris MOYLES is to be Herod (does he die? I do hope so) and Lord ALW, the grinning gargoyle himself, will be choosing Jesus every Saturday night on ITV.

NEWLY SKINNY DAWN FRENCH AND DANCE BOT JASON DONOVAN ARE JUDGING!

this Saturday 7.25

Who is in then?

Yep. I thought it was Dale Winton before I saw him Mike. Don't know.

Oh dear. Good voice combined with bottle bottom specs and an underbite that would scare the disciples. What to do?

Camp Jesus.

hand job and Jesus in the same sentence

Why is he wearing ALL of his clothes, this one?

You Plonker Rodney Jesus.

wasn't one of these off the voice?

I think Jason Donovan will be Jesus at this rate.

Being around the boys and feeding off each other- sounds more like Glee does Dracula.

I didn't realise Chris Hemsworth was auditioning?

The blonde one with the Veronica Lake 'do was on the voice but didn't get through I think.

This one. West Country Comedian Jesus.

I've watched 3 singers - they were all crap. Thinks I probably having missed much

Ach, did the hair one (JLC?) just do the Matt Cardle hands?

If so, he ought to be killed until he is dead. And NOT resurrected.

Maybe if they make Star Wars a musical, he could play Chewbacca.

Joss stone with a beard

Bon Jovi are doing well out of this, innit? Why don't they just get old Jon Bon and have done?

I would rather eat my own arsehole than buy a ticket for rock tenors

That blonde one needs to come home with me. I feel like a predator. I felt the same when he was on the voice.

Sporty flirting with Beardy

Because he would inspire impure thoughts, Sue.

Ive had wine. My eyes arent workinv do i apologise. I havent read the 200 previous posts.

But fuck me.... Would not Axl Rose be the perfect Jesus?

ALW is just PUTTY for a boy with a curly mop 'do, isn't he? Do we think it's a Sarah Brightman hangover?