The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

I'm worried for poor Tyler - he has to do a duet with Will.....that's going to totally bugger his chances, surely?

S'OK, the Spirit will move him. He'll sing something falsetto, Will.he.Be will fling himself about and rap a wee bit. It'll be fine.

I'm more concerned about Gap-year Bo. Any more eyeliner and viewers will think she's morphed into Zombie Lady Di. Some patriotic soul, fired up with loyalty to Her Maj, is sure to fling eggs and flour.

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I don't think, at the beginning of this journey series I would have picked these four to be left. I doubt the judges would have thought so either

I am torn- I like BabyBillyIdol, until he actually talks- but he is team Jessie, and she can't be allowed to win.

I'm really not sure about MyDeadMate. The falsetto thing is a bit too shrieky. But am glad he isn't JazzPregantbloke.

Hate LadyGapyear(Should've been Max). But think she may have a shot.
ButlinsAdele, imho, is the rank outsider.

But i know nowt

Will.E.The.Wisp will be bonkers as ever. For TWO hours (please god it includes the results!!)

It's gonna be dope.

think it has to be between Bo and Tyler

Leanne has a great voice but can't see her winning - she's too middle-of-the-road.

I predict max will win.

Im on my lovely new galaxy note phone so it could be a balls up

Ill apologise now. It takes me the length of the contract to figure it out usually.

Leanne and stom could break the sound barrier tonight.

If ladycranberry wears a union jack dress shes a shoo in.

Coco- Max isn't in it...

I blame Will.E.Tweets for the loss of Max, as he really went overboard on the criticism(maybe because he knew he was the big threat).

I'm still holding out for a surprise twist, wild card last minute re-instatement of Max though...

I know and i dont care raahh, im just deluding myself that he is

Im stupidly excited over tonight, its going to be so bad it has to be good.

Didnt will want max but he went with danny? Maybe sour grapes. On the one show last night will had said he has already been recording with jazz.

Gawd help us all.

Jazz was just meh. A really obvious choice. And yes, will was probably jealous of Max

I'm looking forward to it- and at least it's on at a more reasonable time!!

Jessie is going to be really annoying. But it's LIVE!!!! remember...anything can go wrong....cos it's LIVE!!!!!!

Wonder if Holly will have her baps out for the jubilee....?

I imagine Holly will indeed have her norks aloft, for Queen and Country.

When do we start?

Recording wiv Jazz? Why? He is all sorts of tedious.

7.20 start. TWO jeffing hours.

I think it is 7.20. Having complained for weeks that it has been has been on too early, 7.20 is actually a bit inconvenient

i'm not sure if it is on tomorrow as well though

Can't we just get it over and done with today? That would be better...

Dh is going to get his own back, when the football starts next week. After I have hogged the tellybox every saturday night for hours at a time, he thinks it is his turn.... I think Eurovision last week was the final straw...

but I'm sure i can find something else to watch!

No, this is it. Tomorrow has a Barry Garlow song special instead.

I've gone of Barry a bit . His Jubilee song is crap

I am SO excited. I watched some of it be pre-recorded yesterday ITS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

Holly's norks are mostly contained, she looks gorgeous.

PRE-RECORDED!!!!

PRE-RECORDED!!!

I think we should keep the to show in place of the to anyone who starts bitching about MN Royalty.

yepppp, I saw the judges mash-up song be recorded (which is FAB, Danny walks through the crowd so my face will be on TV, sigh) and Maroon 5 and Ed Sheeran.

Also saw Tyler on the way out.