The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

I didn't think it was too bad and I love that song.

Jay, is that true?

oopps just

Oh god does Danny ever say owt different????

sorry, sausage fingers gone mad

Raah, she has had v hard times...

And her mum is currently dying of pancreatic cancer.

I'm a bit worried about holly massive-boobies dress, is her hair keeping it up?

Noooooooooooo, I've suffered every week. I'm staying

Lawks, gerraloada Butlins Adele in the Geri dress

I like Holly's flicky hair. She is Camilla to Bo's crack whore Diana.

Quite like her.

Ouch- my ears are hurting already. Shouty shouty Butlins Adele.

I liked it too - would give it 7/10

S'Tom's bowtie is a joke isn't it?

Where my milk, my ex told me. Eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant for example..it does fit the lyrics, weirdly.

Camilla never had that cleavage.

Why is Holly wearing a swimming cossie?

Checking in. I still love Bo's voice.

Bo might be unique if we hadn't already had Delores Cranberry. I really must look up her surname. Oh wait is it O'Rhordon or something?

I don't see Leanne going anywhere, really.

you know what, ButlinsAdele is actually pretty good.

Oooo, Stars in their Eyes dancers, ace. Thass how you know it's classy, innit?

i want S'Toms bow tie to squirt water at Danny. And flatten his hair