The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

O'Riordan I think. From Limerick, no? Like Terry Wogan's cock.

Oh go on then cocolepew you can stay.

Leanne has an amazing voice but she's all shouty like celine dion.

Jay your ex is wrong

If in doubt...shout

Get her- she's eaten James Brown.

Yes - Leanne has a powerful voice but not special / unique enough. I can't say I'd ever buy one of her records.

merci boo coo mini

He was wrong about most things, but I am gullible.

Did anyone hear Sir Tom on Dermot O'Leary's show today? He was unspeakably awful.

THere is a market for this sort of thing, isn't there? I mean, it's not the mainstream pop market, but she could so do a joint tour with S'Tom

I know she's all good and all. I imagine Adele's a fairly reasonable singer too. But it's all too shouty cruise ship for me.

Is it very wrong to say that S'Tom is starting to remind me of Bill Cosby?

That was good. Sorry if anyone's asked, but is THIS IT? Not tomorrow as well?

Has Tom mentioned Elvis yet?

FridasBrow - why? what was so awful?

I'm tuning in for the first time in weeks! It doesn't seem very final-ly somehow. I have no idea who the finalists are, I didn't see any of them on their "journeys" to the final

I'm liking all the Will.I.Am names you have all made up. Will.Je.Suis is just inspired!

First girl's singing was better than second girl's singing imo. Not sure I can watch two hours of this though, that's ALOT of filler!

Leanne was terrible, she sounds even shoutier after whispery Bo.

Put him in a snazzy acrylic jumper, Sue, and he'd be in trouble.

I heard a bit Frida (love the indie disco) but I was in t'garden consuming much Pimmage. I heard him do the Cohen song.

He just needs a Cosby sweat-ah sue

The show is being sponsored by Land of Leather

Will is really not listening to anything. Ruth couldn't speak properly.

Is it the final Jessie? The final? Like LIVE?

Ad-libs- that horrible warbly bit?

He was off-key, and sounded like he'd smoked 60-a-day for years, SES.

"Amy" BINGO!!!!

OMG! He knew Amy who knew?

Der Ryan cocolepew

Waiting for the Amy wine house mention now....