The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

wait wait wait, isn't it LIVE after all?

Good idea, Sue. Sadly, it will probably go pfft on wednesday.

no no it is live, some of it was just pre-recorded.

Has anyone told Jessie it isn't LIVE?

I think that JJ & Danny's LIVE singing is prolly the very reason it's been pre-done

Will it be pitchy, do we think?

Oh I should think so. With some tuning ishoos.

Personally, I love Jessie. She is fab live, I've seen her a couple of times and have a few more events with her booked up.

Checking in for later...
Hoping to be able to watch it real time rather than delayed if DH sorts out DS's bedtime!
Also hoping for a few laughs along the way as feeling mightily frustrated. 40+6 and MW did sweep today but not holding out much hope so booked for an induction on Friday. Please can there be something labour inducing tonight - what magic can will.i.am conjure up for me (other than Tyler who I think would have the opposite effect!)

Anyway, enough of my moans (not what we're all here for), I'd like Vince or Bo to win with Tyler coming last. I really couldn't work out why so many people were raving about his performance last week - it was painful!

Ooh Voice Final/live birth thread combo!

DD2 is not co-operating at all, and keeps stripping off out of her pj's. She thinks this is very funny. As funny as drawing all over herself in green felt tip pen. Dh will get in from work just as this starts, and demand I talk to him. So very inconsiderate!

Have you tried chilli and The Sexing? Then when it comes you can name it Bo. Or Sue.

DD will be staying up I think. Ah well.

Ohohoh a baby! How exciting! I have sent DH to tidy up so he doesnt distract me.

Bloody DDs keep talking to me though. I have no fucking interest in alien babies

DD has a friend over who has brought some films for them to watch, so I may be giving it a miss. (I wasn't expecting to see it anyway, though.)

Just thought I'd pop in to give you , , and I picked up this Little thing on the way, and wondered if you lot could find a use for it. Oh and I'm sending you cake, too.

Really don't think baby is arriving anytime soon although it would be great if it did! Just need cheering up and distracting from all the relatives asking about progress - grr!! MW said cervix still posterior this morning but getting softer and 1cm dilated (only 9 to go )

Had spicy bbq earlier, curry 2 days ago, nipple tweaking last night, a bit of accupressure and - yes - may have to resort to that thing called sex later tonight

Oh and as I type a text from SIL - "Any luck today then?" What does she expect??!! I've a good mind not to reply so she starts to wonder if I'm actually in labour!

Anyway, DH and DS are in the bath together so I think I'll grab me that tub of Hagen Daz....

Back to The Voice please..... as you were.....

Nope, you must promise to call it Will.He Be.Born or Bo.

Jux . how can you miss it?

Marking my place . Am on holiday and on dodgy connection so probably won't be here much but I can catch up read the bitching later

Off we pop

Here we go!!!

ok I'm here. can't quite think why, since I don't really care who wins - it must just be the MN company :o

Bo PROPERLY doing Zombie Diana tonight. Ace.

Holly is combining the Olympics by wearing a wetsuit

God I am SO BORED of Will.He.Tweet?. Imagine going on a date with him, the dinner conversation. you'd be climbing out the loo window.

Aww, Bill.je.suis is all red white and blue. But I miss his torch

It would be my idea of hell to be in the same room as Jessie j and Vince having a conversation

Love S'Toms bow tie- it's nearly bigger than his head!

They went busking?

Eyeliner must be getting pricey.