The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

[SuePBlovesaDiamondJubilee]

S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

"anyone going through hard times". Special pleading. Meh.

I'm not sure I like what Holly is wearing....
And Bo appears to have used an entire Rimmel counter on her eyelids!

Checking in

When do we vote? Huh Huh? Im v confused

Maybe all the coaches could sing their greatest hit At The Same Time. "It's all about the Ordinary People"

She does NOT have a unique voice.

Vote? coco, my love, we are here to biyatch, not to spend money

Hello, can I join you? Sitting on my own with my daughter away, and I'm watching now - The Voice threads over the last few weeks have really made me laugh.

Welcome JAY

Vote? I am proud that I have never voted for one of these things . We are indeed here to bitch.

Excellent. Thank you Sue.

You know this song is about giving up smoking?

This is one of my favourite songs...

I always voted for my lovely Max

Who you voting for tho cocole?

I cannot stand this song.

Aaaaah! She's making me hate this song even more than I already did.

Sinead was better.

Can I join in? I've not really watched it till now - and the first thing I see is some scary looking woman murdering one of my favourite songs! Will it get better?

Me too! Been reading along, you are all far too funny!

I need to gloat. DH gone out, not back yet. Missing whinging bint. His fave. He likes miserable music.

Ooooo and Jessie has her fishnets hiked up over her boobs.

My contribution.

That was pants.

I think she's doing OK. Bound to be better than Butlins Adele/DeadMatesMate/StayAnuvvverDay

danny has very strange facial expressions.

Dunno yet. I shall ponder.

I liked that, please don't kick me off the thread

Danny just has five or six phrases on a loop, doesn't he?

Hard times?????