Shall we start our Apprentice thread?!?!

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I don't see one yet...who is here? Who has ?

Who the hell remembers what the task is?!?

Not I. I was coming in to glare at everyone for being late
Shall I go goggle it? It's france isn't it?

sob talking to myself. Am I alone tonight?

Sue, Bean? Chaos?

ANYONE?!?!?!

Yes, it's France.

Do I get hired for not only being here but for starting the thread?

I have goggled team leaders and the task. Shall I say it here or is that too much of a spoiler? I don't know who wins or what happens.

I don't think that's a spoiler Sue. We'll know in about 15 minutes anyway!

X posting. Don't cryyyyyyyyy
Yes, you get the Surrallun Sticker.

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I'm here. Oh la la!

Right so, I will. Task is same old - selling British stuff to the French. Team leaders are Tom - look you Hazel and Susan. They speak no French. Melody does (Ghandi taught her).

I thought it was De Gaulle who taught Melody French...

Hi Bean! ::holds out glass::

Joan of Arc and the entire cast of Allo Allo taught melody French.

I'm reporting for duty

Hey BOF!

And several Impressionist Painters.

Is next week CVs?

Here Miss!

Here we go!

::Tee peers over her glasses::

Hazel, Check! ::licks pencil and makes mark::

Lookit Hazel ^^^ Lots of your DH tonight.

Signing in too... - this week is supposed to be a classic....

Oh good... you are all here. I've got my vodka and lemon.

Oh and i have

I had a very strongly-worded email ensuring I cease and desist from identifying myself as Mrs Tom, so I must stop. And I have to stay 250m away from him at all times.

I hope Natasha goes this week. Nasty porn merchant.

Here!

Right, Zoe, Natasha and Norn Iron Jim are on my hit list. I despise them.

Hazel... is your DH on tonight did someone say??