Shall we start our Apprentice thread?!?!

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I don't see one yet...who is here? Who has ?

Who the hell remembers what the task is?!?

I think melody is awful but .... Good pitch

That's what I thought, Sue.

GRr that satnavpositioning really irks moi.

Checking in - v early for me, excited!

Ha, Karren has it in for Susan this week I reckon - "beyond stupid" eh.

Melody got that one right

She's dying out there!

They use china in Paris, you moron!

Are they all stupid?!?!

What a shit pitch Natasha is doing.

I have never eaten a fine bone china scone.

Natasha, what a pitch. Formidable.

I hate to say it but Melody should have done this pitch...!

Tom's out of here. Boo hoooo.

I was thinking that as well Chaos. What the hell is a bone china scone?!?!

Nick "ridiculous"

Nick's face.

nom nom, je mange une scone of purest bone china. At my dinner party.

I'm cringing too much to type...
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I love seeing French contempt for this lot

Ouch ..... La Redoute

(My) Tom starting to twist the knife back for Melody...

Oh just realised my wine is Australian.....must go and see if i've got something more suitable....

Oh, loooook at me, I'm so cute!

Much better pitch. And they know who they are.

Much better...

I'm pretty sure that my bum wouldn't fit in that seat