Shall we start our Apprentice thread?!?!

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I don't see one yet...who is here? Who has ?

Who the hell remembers what the task is?!?

I like Alvin.

Ah, Baby K. Truly, er - something.

Hey, do you think they're Speciale pour le Bebe ?

~Speciale... ahahahhah

leons teeth are a bit bleugh. the top ones look false. or is that a terrible thing to say?

Myleeeeeeen tells us how to sell too! Huzzah.

~bingo

un peu Wag-ish.

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When Mylene grows up she could look like Cher. Sorry if that's cruel - I so don't like her.

LOL - used to work for them!

Gwan Dara, bring up the lying

So imagine

Mylene designing the clothes, pitching to retailers,negotiating with factory owners - a businesswoman!

Yeah, right

i don't think she looks as nice as she used to . her eyes look a bit deep set and a bit witchy

That is hysterical Leon working for la redoute

Tom is lovely, but he really needs to get a decent shave.

Dara is sharp

Is this programme live?

What does Myleene mean that most people have kids? I thought she was the only one...

OMG Myleeeeeene said 'most people have kids'.

Does that mean her raison d'etre is gone?

Filmed last Monday apparently Chaos

Snap, BOF, to the second !!!!

thenightsky - actually Tom is very manly: he is clean shaven in the morning, but his huge amount of testosterone means that by 10.54 the stubble is on the horizon...

Big fat arf at the Melody smugumentory

But Hazel, where is his chin? How can you love a man with no chin? And a scrawny neck?

Myleene doesn't care if we have kids. As long as we acknowledge that she does it best.

He's not exactly been a sparkling wit has he - leon

Sue - what does one actually need a chin for? he is a more evolved being, he has done without.