Shall we start our Apprentice thread?!?!

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I don't see one yet...who is here? Who has ?

Who the hell remembers what the task is?!?

Jim? Just speaking? English? With an inflection?

Knob

Why oh why does she think the French are going to love a teapot?

I'm cringing at Melody's lies!! They will catch her out..!

Oh god is that naff. No French would ever buy that.

I quite like the iPod gadget thing.

We already have the trunk car seat and have had for ages. It's very good and fab for holidays.

Wait, I missed it, what did she lie about???

Much as I dislike That'sounfairSusan they have the best products. By a long chalk.

I just can't imagine a chic Parisienne apartment with that lamp. And HOW MUCH!!!

She lied to Tom and to Leon, she skewed the translation of her very biased study Tee

I quite like the teapot....

Totally the wrong type of shop forth products!

Seriously? They can't even attempt the language?

Tee, she said her Market research people liked the teapot better than the car seat

Why would a boutique want to sell a car seat/backpack?

Small petite items?

Oh Jim, your use of 'dans' and 'petit' is really helping.

Jim est being le twunt.

Farking franglais.

You were in the metro, you moron!

I am sooooooo angry with Melody. And I think that Tom rolling over about the pitch is going to go badly for him. I like Tom and he might just go tonight

Er, Melody didn't create the lamp?

Of course people you survey at a station use the metro

Now she's fecking designed it? Melody, quelle knobber.

I really really do love the light. I'd like 3, hung at slightly different heights.

I want to go to that design shop and buy a giant boot.

No there isn't the market for it you fooooool