Shall we start our Apprentice thread?!?!

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I don't see one yet...who is here? Who has ?

Who the hell remembers what the task is?!?

like the bean bag child bed.

The beanbag will be either a massive success or failure

WTF is the postcard / cress combo?

WHAT?!?!

Sue is fucking funny.

Is she 5???

Do the French like their children?

Oh FFS. It's France, not darkest Peru. Do they like their children?

Dear Lord.

she's setting herself to be ignorant of the french, so she has a get out clause in the boardroom.

She warned them didn't she?

[tactical]

Chair bed is a good idea but it's a bit fugly!

Wasn't that a Sting song? I hope the French love their children (and do they drive cars).

I like the booster bag thing, best of a bad bunch.

Just ask if they speak English! I've had to call France and asked that. They were lovely!

I like that also, Sue.

Why does Melody always look like there's a bad smell in her nose?

I love this programme but...why do I love it? I spend most of it cringing and going "noooooooo" at the TV

Feck off Melody, vous ete une vache-bum

Proper lolling at car boot sale/Oop North comment.

Not a car boot sale......or up north oooooohhhh could they try and be a little more offensive perhaps?

I quite like that coffee machine thingy. Hate the teapot light thingy.

I want a teapot lightshade

Have had and about to pour some more

Tee - like Kate Winslet. Like they've used dog shit for 'tache Immac.

Coming in here late (have been watching though) with

Jim's been very quiet so far. Sharpening his knives for later?

Why would you post someone a garden?!?!

Yes the teapot light is a very British thing - the French will hate it! Non?

Oh Melody I will happily show you round "Up North"