Shall we start our Apprentice thread?!?!

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I don't see one yet...who is here? Who has ?

Who the hell remembers what the task is?!?

Bit distracting having your iPhone dangling in your car like fluffy dice, non?

I like the teapot. Not at all sure about the cress thing - cress will grow on a scabby horse. Hardly need to be buying specialist equipment.

That car seat is fantastic.

Tom is right about it, as he always is ( Cassandra).

Melody will over ride Tom on the car seat and that will be their downfall. You mark my words. nods wisely.

It's just a load of pipe cleaners though

'We're going to Paris. Not up North" Fuck. Right. Off.

Why isn't Tom going toaris- he has the shouting slowly thing off pat, non?

I think I might be too angry to watch this tonight. Is not good for my health...

Yes, it's a good idea. You moron.

Melody is lying to Leon! Her translation!

oooooo, the witch.

I am amazed how excited they are to be in France - these are supposed to be top business people...

Am a bit jealous of Melody. Wish I could speak another language so fluently

I like the gadget holder. I want one.

I know I say it every week but I do j'aime beaucoup Karren.

Teapot is shite.

Melody asking quite leading questions there...
The witch.

Melody! Lying through her TEETH!

PMSL at Melody skewing it all....

Gah! But she's only asking people in the fecking Metro! And Nick won't know what a lying hoor she is!

Teapot is just vile

Postcard is not Parisienne enough, je fear

Ehh, not sure about that, Tom.

Is Jim speaking with a French accent?

at Jim's Allo Allo voice.

Did their research really find the teapot thing to be better than the car seat? Not what came across!

Was I watching a different programme? You lying mare!

Laughing at Jim speaking English in a French accent. Fool.

Here we go.

Teapot lamp FAIL.

Oh Tom, silly Billy.

Ha @ NORE IRON Jim's accent.