One Born Every Minute 24/1

[juneybean]

Here we are then

doesn't appear to be an official feedback one for me to gatecrash so here i be

how soon shall i be shouting GET UP AND MOVE AROUND ?

i estimate in about 9 minutes!

This one is a bit more graphic, according to the Grauniad.... settling in....

goodo. will be see placentas and boobs? doubt it.

Wasn't the theme last week "fairly straightforward births?"

So, the theme this week is?

I heart the Old Skool Midwife...

Darn it, no 50 quid to try and win this week. Ah well, here we go..

Good Morning dear. Lovely....

God I hate the titles on this programme soo much.

That receptionist irritates me every week!

shes a moo - a complete insincere moo!

Oh a car birth!

Signing in, am normally a lurker

Ooo that was a biggun' !!!

Why do they use those stressy high voices? You cn say keep going once or twice, calmly. It would still have the same effect.

oo it's the birth in the car is it?

Heart-stopping moment!

Oh My.

signing in.

Blimey, I thought that woman had the most enormous piles for a minute there - then I realised it was a head

Shed a tear already

looks like Dean going for the dickhead award this week... haven't seen you breathe once....

Ooh, that looked painful. As I say every week, why am I watching this when I've got to do it again soon?

are all men that annoying?

Hands up who wants to smack Dean around the head with a kipper?