Where are the mumsnet Apprentices?

[Ghoulfriend]

Shall we watch?

All present and correct- Surallan called me at five a.m.

here.

God I thought it wasnt on there cos footie on bbc1. Phew thank god its on 2! Had my tea and toast all ready was going to cry!

I am here! We're in the proper place tonight then.

Is this like a task a day they do in real life? Or over a longer period of time?

Apparently they make an absolute mint tonight.

Here Lord Sugar (doesn't have the same ring as surallan)

oooh good question, I don't know!

I assume you mean Mumsnetters that watch The Apprentice rather than the apprentices that are mumsnetters?

I am watching. I am wondering how jaw-achingly cringeworthy Melissa is going to be tonight.

Ooh, doesn't the blonde one look like a young Sharon Stone?

It's every two or three days, I heard.

Can't believe Melissa has put herself forward again!

The brass neck of her! Again it fits with her skillset sez she. Which worked so well before.

Good thinking, we need to go to the science museum so it will be about science or museums.

Well that told her

Ghoul: She definitely falls under the category of not quite bright enough to realise how stupid she is...

I can't believe she has put herself forward after last week's fuck up. lol that she got no votes

PMSL - yes she does! WTF was the mask?

I quite like the beeper. They could have one to make us pull our stomach muscles in too.

she looks like a tangoed storm trooper in that mask

You could always just imagine your mother flicking your ears when she sees you slouching. Works for me...

Asda sold those t shirts didn't they? Or Tesco?

Yeah yeah, like that guy is reeeeally 24 stone

Why would I imagine your mother Bof?'ve never met her

The bloke that was selling the Facial line reducer was on dragons den, cant remember what he was pitching to them. Looks bloody scarey

That's got to be good - the shower