Where are the mumsnet Apprentices?

[Ghoulfriend]

Shall we watch?

I am thinking Ricky Gervaise and his corset now...

That funny rabbity one should have modelled the tshirt.

Ooooh she is a pain in the arse!

"What's wrong with me?"

Where do I start, love?

OOOO Melissa. I do this for a livin.
She is a horror.

"Whats wrong with me?" where do I start?

Err you do not have a strong skill set you gobby cow.

After the £1.82 per roll incident she has NO credibility.

Oh I doooo hope he pitches better than Melissa....

Yep Melissa needs a good kicking!!!

That's true giraffe - maybe market to cosleepers or just the first 6 months whilst in your room? TBH an audible bleep when temp rises may be better.

snap bof [hgrin]

Is it dittany? I've been looking for one for ages but our local plumbers merchant told me they were crap. Not true?

hula I do think I will sell lots ot anxious firsttime mums who haven't thought the logic, but I dont think its practical.

The babygro is shamelessly pandering to anxious PFB parents, but then it'd probably sell!

Melissa is deeply annoying. Team leader could have said 'you were PM last week, it's time someone else had a major role'.

Yep, the PFB market.

Gee, these woman argue so much!!

Ello ello.

Does that thing really work? Would it change enough before the baby burst into flames?

Hey, it the wet wipe warmer thingy made it to market, then this has a chance.

giraffes agree. It's no actual use, but then the Apprentice is often about selling something rubbish simply because you can.

BAbygro is the sort of thing that would turn up on Mumsnet threads for "what did you buy for your pfb that you wish you hadn't..."

A thousand to a little hardware store?

That buyer will be on next years Apprentice- he's got the right skill-set

4 stores and he's buying a 1000 units, jesus, it'll take him ages to get rid of them!

But it changes colour "above normal body temperature", so if it's just a bit warm in the baby's room, would it change colour?

oh...joanna versus mrs malaprop

Oh this is mortifying!

What is he doing?