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Shall we watch?

What. A. Twat. Her pitches basically involve going in there with no idea about the company she's pitching to, and when she's told "no", saying "no but actually I think you should buy it? Cos you would um, really like it?"

I am soooo glad she's gone!

3 best Melissa quotes from tonight:

"I never forgot my professionality."

"Save your skins and come out my face!"

"Karmically they will be retributed..."

I thought she said 'Come on my face'

I thought she said 'saving your skin to cut off my face'

Let's face it, she could have said anything, given her superb use of the malapropism

Yep, definitely the right person to go tonight. Did anyone else think she looked a bit like Lady Gaga in that dress and hairstyle on You're Fired tonight?

I'm liking Christopher too, a bit because of his Marine background but he's still a good lad. He got into trouble after the show though didn't he....

wouldnt want to work with her, can you image whats she like when shes not in front of a camera!! shocking how she blamed everyone else but herself for getting fired

I want all the other girls to leave apart from Stella they are all just little brats. I dont like stuart. TBH I think they got a load of idiots this year to spice it up because they are hardly bussiness minded are they!

She was just so 'unsavvy'. Imagine standing in front of Debenhams high and mighty and saying even though you don't have these departments in your store, why not create one? As if they would say, oh ok then, brilliant idea, why didn't we think of that?

Am I alone in liking Jamie?

fartmeister, I also roared at 'Sir ... Lord', really sad that no one picked up on it in You're Fired. And no, I quite like Jamie too .

I know, can't believe they never mentioned in You're Fired. Best moment in the episode IMO

Although 'manoeuvrement' was pretty spectacular too.

I was going to say 'I'll miss her' but she was so bloody awful, it wasn't even 'so bad it's good' telly. I miss Katie Hopkins.

I like Christopher too - what happened to him after the show, WingDad?

his in spain hiding from police here

alex is only 26!! really he looks soo old

Blimey - just read that DM link about Chrstopher. and the one in the slightly more trustworthy Telegraph.

I can't help think that the one thing this shows up is the massive flaw in the CRB system.

His CRB came back fine - because he hadn't yet been convicted......

Just butting in to say ta-ra to Melissa and her 'monouvrement'. Goodbye to Stuart next week and the show will become almost watchable.

i think a lot of them look older than they are, i was really surprised laura is only 22, thought she was nearer 40

Just read thread - so pleased Melissa's out - but must admire how you lot can type and watch simultaneously (my multi-tasking's obviously not up to it).

Awww! I'm a bit sad she's out. I had a bet on with dp that somewhere along the line Surallan would say "you're a bit of a liability, but you remind me of me"

tsk.

How do people like Melissa go through life so unaware of what they are really like? Why does nobody kick them into touch?

If I was her, I would have played the Jewish card.

Er - don't you remember last time that happened??

Oh good getting a random bloke on the street to give a blessing to a non-kosher chicken in an attempt to make it so! That was classic

good=god!

I do but I was trying to think of a comment to show off my new name !!!