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[Ghoulfriend]

Shall we watch?

so glad james's team lost, melissa has got to go.

Wow, good sales!

So - will Melissa go, or Stuart?

I need a pee but cant leave. I need to watch the fall of Melissa and her smug "I can sell, no really I can, errrr honest" ways

Jamie not to go, Melissa to go (hopefully)!!!

I like Jamie, I don't want him to go. Send orrible Melissa packing Surralun.

Those girls really deserved a telling off though. They've escaped this time!

Wow! Melissa's cards are marked - she's going home she's going home, awfully sorry don't know what came over me then!

The greasy caff of shame [hgrin]

Stuart may well go, as he isn't quite such golden television- but if Melissa acts as twattily as usual in the boardroom, she's toast.

I like Jamie, girl in red dress and straight bonde hair lady (they need badges)

"Manooverment"

On what planet is she a good pitcher fgs??!

I am going to piss myself laughing

She thinks if she says it loud enough and often enough, she will convince them. But it won't.

Stuart should go in really for being a knob.

oh that's harsh though - to get those sales and to lose - yikes.

Hope Melissa goes

They should have link-sold heat-detecting adult babygrows in Soho.

I thought my ears were deceiving me!

Manoevrement (sp?)

I think take stuart and melissa.

Oh Joanna I like her.

He'll take Stuart and Melissa in with him, think Jamie is safe. Either Stuart or Melissa will go.

...with little glow-in-the-dark groin patches?

Melissa or Stuart to go - it's win-win

BitofFun I howled at "Manooverment"

Stuart needs to keep as quiet as possible now, other than to back up James if and when he has a dig at Melissa, and let Melissa talk herself into being fired.

got to be stuart and melissa in the board room

I hate her shirt