Where are the mumsnet Apprentices?

[Ghoulfriend]

Shall we watch?

She is a formidable woman, Sue

wank words bingo - 'no brainer'

the shower attachment would sell.

. I will try it then.
Roffling at the babygrow. What on earth does it do on a hot wash to get the vom out?

not accurate enough - is it?

Ah yes- I can just see myself turning all the lights on in the baby's room to check that. Or shining a powerful torch on it.

I don't understand that babygro thing

But the heat from the powerful torch Bof would turn it puce shurely?

That chavvy man is very rude.

£25 for a babygro!

what did he say that was rude

I know hula, and surely you would want one for every night so that is over £100

I think the shower is the best product!

Ah, you are under-estimating the powerful lure of the PFB, waterloo

I think if you need a babygrow to let you know your child is alive you may just part with £100

Yes waterloo, wot price peace of mind eh? eh? eh?

Shower a great product, but they have cocked up with the store.

Even going on the whole one on, one in wash and one in the drawers - that's £75 on sleepwear.

What is the point of that spade?

Cringe cringe at Melissa

Oh this is painful

Until the baby has a growth spurt and then it's a whole £75 more

I feel ashamed for them

Surely you would have to stand and watch over baby as it slept to see if babygro turned white as a way of preventing cot death?!

LOL at Melissa. Shes a pain in the arse eh?!

God I can see the awful sale patter for the babygrow "Is your child's life worth £25?"

Oh why didn't they wear it? All too flabby boys?