Where are the mumsnet Apprentices?

[Ghoulfriend]

Shall we watch?

I don't think it is 4 stores, there are Home Hardwares in lots of towns near here. We get junk mail from them.Could be a franchise maybe.
Melissa is making me itch.

I think they should put those women into huge bablyglows, they could then tell if they were becoming overheated.

It's cringy!

melissa is so annoying, couldn't work with her without throttling her. did they not think to try out the demo model before going on the pitch?!

"Not today". pmsl

They hould get someone more mumsy looking to picth the babybrow

My DD has always been a very hot baby and now a very hot child, always sweaty in her bed - it would be permanently a different colour.

That's Kiddicare!

Dittany, thanks. I saw it in the Guardian last year and waited until I moved. The plumber people were just really down on them and said that people brought them back a lot. May not have been the ecocamel brand though.

'burst into flames'

What price your baby's life? Check. Bingo.

sandesh.......grrrrr

This order book things making them look awful

Catfight!

PMSL

Such fabulous teamwork (not)

Why not send a man with the mens t-shirt?

Please let them lose the whole thing through bitching.

Oh my.

Giraffes, I agree, they can't go back to the first shop and pull the order!!!!

DH has said 'Is this pitch or bitch?'

Predictions required - which team is going to win? who's out this week?

Flatter flatter...

The order book wont have much to o with anything, its that the aides see as well that counts big time.

They are acting like primary 7s arguing in a classroom