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[serialtester]

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Had a good day but I'm really craving a blow out tonight. I just want to get high. Wobbling spectacularly on my board

Stay steady lost. I know how fucking horrible the cravings are. I am also in the grip. Would kill for a line right now. Ponzu's shoe is not safe.

Ponzu's shoe is the new Schrodinger's cat.

No drugs would last 5 minutes in my shoes. That thought experiment would be lost on me. Schrodinger's cat is too intellectual for my drug addled brain Serial
Can't believe Ponzu laces her shoes with coke... ha ha... boom tish.

Just trying not to ring my dealer at the mo.. We have beer and Whiskey and it's beyond French here.

Lost, I want to get a taxi round yours!!

Ok ok I've fallen off and done my shoe

Have several for me Lost and Ponz. I'm stoned man... don't ask!

Hey lovelies I haven't abandoned ship. (Well just a little bit) hope you are all well

My heads done in today. Need to challenge myself to a few sober weekends. It's once I'm drunk that the rot sets in. Maybe I just need to go proper dry for a bit

Great to see you're still around Sunday, how have you been getting on?

I fell overboard last night and went back to it. I'm a mess.
Have a bbq to go to this afternoon. Not sure I can go looking like a zombie. I don't know if getting fucked is just too ingrained in me now. I've been doing it for too long to change. Feel defeated.

Hi Sunday! Nice to hear from you.

Ah Ponz it was always gonna happen with some hiding in your shoe especially as we have been constantly reminding you Don't beat yourself up. I know what you mean about the drink, I really fancied some last night but ended up smoking weed out of an e cigarette as it was all that was available. Hope you feel better soon x

Just read your update Lost, never mind, it's a bank holiday weekend. Sending hugs x

Thanks Hooch. Weed out of an e cig? Now I know why the teens round here pass their e cig to each other after one drag. I thought that was a bit odd.

I'd be up for trying a dry (or drier) week with you Ponz. It's the binge drinking at the weekend that is the real problem for me because I then buy a couple of grams and just think fuck it.

Never mind lost and ponzu. You've both done well in moderation your use. Just keep on.

Right, off to a barbeque. Just waiting for the torrential rain to stop
I'm going to have to rock up feeling rough as the dc are excited about going. Oh God.

Lost you had a tough week with the running and the new job. And one month is a record to be proud of! 🎖
Ponzu you need a better hiding place and don't tell us where it is next time

Have you survived the BBQ lost?!

Yes home now thankfully and so tired I could weep. All self inflicted. Why do we do this to ourselves?!

We did get a bit hung up on the shoe stash didn't we Dusty? Sorry Ponz, hope you're feeling better than me.

Thanks for making me feel a better about things surfers. It was all a bit bleak this morning. You're all lovely and supportive. I've necked some wine so sorry for rambling.

Me too lost, actually champagne
What a way to come down, as MrD said. He's retired disgracefully having spent all day smoking weed in the garden.

We went to the pub for a couple, there was a shit band on and we asked a few people back to ours

Enjoy your champagne Dusty. If I spent all day smoking weed in the garden I'd be face down in a flower bed!
Hopefully bank holiday Monday will be a bit less turbulent, just a nice normal day.

Morning!

Feeling better today after the shoe.

Kind of liked that you mad lot got on the shoe thing. Like you say I need a better place to hide the stash.

Lost take heart a month is brilliant. It's also high risk time cos you feel in some sort of way that you deserve it and it's ok. When you know it isn't. Booze is def my gateway. Anyone up for three dry nights a week? I can't commit to more right now. And it's a BH today altho DP has to work.

Dusty I like your style on the champagne it's a kind of sniff substitute for me sometimes.

Hoochi on the dope! Was out with friends who had a vaporiser for weed recently and had first toke in years. It's not bad if you don't want the tobacco which is what stopped me smoking everything.

I'm chillling out today with DC if they ever stop fighting and cleaning my surfboard. Might reunite with Tim later for s stretch and bend.

Hang on to your boards ladies.

Snogs.

Ps meaning I didn't do any shoes last night!!

And serial. Thank you for your kind words about moderation. Made me feel it was t too bad.

Morning all
Feeling more human after 11 hours sleep Thanks for your kind words Ponz.

I'll join you for 3 dry nights a week. It sounds like we're coming out of nappies Sorry I'm being childish.

The Dr Lost plan going forward:

• 3 alcohol free days
• moderate the running to Mon, Wed and Fri

-stick to lager or wine at weekends

• get as good at surfing as Serial.