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Any mention of knitting or adult colouring will not be allowed!

It is boring and flat at times lost. But wine,fags and fantasizing about getting a cab round dusty's helps!

So good I said it twice! That's how boring I am!

Glad you're bored too Serial yes bless the old drink and fags.

I sacked yoga Tim off, put pjs on and going to bed. It is nice to get in bed just feeling normally tired!
The drug free smug tree is in my sights this weekend.
Have a good night all, whatever you're up to x

Yes things do get a bit repetitive Serial
You are such a card.

Imagine me on coke! It is nice being normal tired and not wired tired or come down tired. I'd sell my soul for a line right now. Bed for me!!

Morning ladies I think you should all pat yourselves firmly on the back this morning I have chewing gum for brains today and will be full of self loathing all day / week after my planned soak in the sea. Seem to have got hold of the worlds strongest mandy with a side of marching powder. Today will not be pretty

Hopefully you are all bright eyes bushy tailed brains working .

Off to rescue DP from early shift.

Really should know better

Oh ponzu, you poor thing!!

Ah don't beat yourself up Ponzu I was in your position a couple of weeks ago. I must admit your description of the strongest marching powder has me drooling..
Treat yourself kindly today

Ha ha imagine us both on coke Serial it'd be the world's longest random conversation

Enjoy your sunny Sunday all . Mr Lost wants to go for a countryside walk today. I don't know what the fuck's got in to him. Very weird behaviour.

I'm allergic to the countryside. Good luck lost!

Perhaps he wants to leave me in the woods like Hansel and Gretel It's a departure from lying on the sofa watching Sky Sports.

Sending hugs Ponzu, I'm sure it was worth it at the time. Better that watching Eurovision with the hump! I just had to google what Mandy was Ooh la la haven't done that for a while Have to admit feeling slightly smug tree and off to my mums fur lunch. Have a lovely day all x

Lost maybe you should take some breadcrumbs to scatter during your walk. You know just in case...

Let us know which woods lost in case you need a rescue party !

I've changed all the beds in the house about to clean out the car in a post party guilt blitz of domestic achievement. .....

Mandy. I know the word really makes me snigger when said with an exaggerated sarf east London accent - maaaaaaaandy

Hooch bloody right you should feel smug tree enjoy it. Make sure you wear a Cheshire Cat grin to your mums. Have a lovely lunch xx

Ha ha taking breadcrumbs on a walk! All these drugs haven't made me paranoid at all, have they?

Well done on all your domestic chores Ponz You deserve a rest

You're up and about and cleaning Ponz? Fucking hell - you are hard core! Your night sounds like it was awesome messy, so you win the award for 'Hardcoreness' this weekend! Slightly followed by Dusty who wins the 'Most Eclectic Fall Overboard' (Eurovision, coke and Brie?!!!)
I'm off to walk the dogs - if I see a trail of breadcrumbs I'll rescue you Lost we can be boring smug in the drug free smug tree together

Sorry Ponz but I win. A bottle of champagne was produced at 2am which along with the dregs of the stash kept us up til 5. So no cleaning of any kind will be happening here.

Dusty, can you adopt me? I think I love you!

We're all moving in with Dusty when we retire. Hope you're not too ruined today Mrs D.
Laughing at Most Eclectic Fall Overboard Award.

I win nerdiest way to spend a Sunday by going for a woodland walk and weeding the garden.
Rewarding myself now with poor man's champagne (Carlsberg) I'm knackered and now know you shouldn't wear flip flops in the forest.

Sitting in the sun I'm starting to feel high on life. Or maybe I'm a bit pissed? Anyway life is ok today without drugs.

Been sitting in the sun here too drinking bud. Simple pleasures!

Here's to tipsy surfing in the sunshine

Bottoms up lost!!

It's Monday, hope everyone is feeling ok this morning. Feeling groggy here, I think I've overdosed on sleep.

I'm aiming for a clean week, let's do this!

Monday done and dusted on A slightly edgy keel.

Dusty hope you've recovered !

I'm off to bed shortly sober and straight.

Onwards and upwards snogs to you all.

Ps how bloody rude I failed to thank you for my hardcoreness award. How kind.

Def not as hardcore as Brie and Coke tho!!

Night all.