ooh la la je swizz un surfer!

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OPEN!

Any mention of knitting or adult colouring will not be allowed!

Full of remorse party tonight so got stocks in and dipped in secretly.

Need to not have any in the house. End of.

Well done to others.

Morning all

Ponz hope you didn't go too deep into the ocean last night. I agree, if it's in the house, I won't leave it alone. I would have done the lot.
Don't worry, I won't tell Yoga Tim.

and TLC to all those overboardio or anyone waking up wearing a beret and with a croissant stuck to their face (ahem, Serial)

Have a good Saturday x

I feel like I spent the night sucking on a string of onions!! Had immense fun though!

Onions? Zut alors, hope you feel better soon.

As a newbie , qu'est.ce que , le going French? Is it falling in le vin?

I'm taking solace with tim in a bit.

One evening I was quite pisses (kel surprise) that I accidentally typed an accent on an e when I posted on here. I declares that I'd drunk myself French mon Ami.

Quite PISSED! Not quite pisses. Although it works in a French accent!

We're you still pissed when you wrote that Serial?

Sorry Ponzu you must think we've all lost the plot wittering on about going French. Wine gives uz ze Fronch accent.
Hope Tim makes you feel better. I'm still on day 1 of Yoga with Tim.

My youngest has a few friends over for his birthday. It's really noisy here. Thank God they're going in a couple of hours!

*were. I can't write either!

I wasn't even remotely fronch. Am sipping/swigging wine while cooking. So I might be donning my beret in a bit. Je swizz pisses.

Had a quick splash around last night and submerging again I'm afraid. The problem/reason/excuse is that we didn't have any but MrD happened to be sent by work to a town he knows people in and they were able to oblige. So here we are watching Eurovision ...

Eurovision on drugs.. at least it will lessen the blow when we get Nil Points!

Had a hectic afternoon so could really murder a couple of lines now and some whiskey. Trying to remain strong at the moment. I'm not sure if it's stress or boredom but massive cravings tonight. I'm so sick of humdrum I could scream.
Eurovision party at Dusty's anyone? We could show Mr Dusty how to Party.

He's new to Eurovision. But not to partying...

We have Brie, chorizo and lots of wine

Ah thanks lovely Dusty. I'll be an easy guest. I won't even eat your cheese, I'll just have a glass of wine and take all your drugs. And drive you and Mr D made with my witty banter incessant talking

I'll be turning up in a floor length sparkly ballgown as tribute to Eurovision. I'm not bothering with a feather boa, I don't want to be overdressed.

Anything goes, Lost, no dress code here! Anyone else watching?

Evening all, yes I'm watching it but thinking it would be much more fun at Dusty's! Do you actually eat while you're on it? Wow, the Brie would just go round and round in my mouth Home alone as DS gone to his dads, could also murder a couple of lines but don't have access. Mr B.I. not an option as he makes my skin crawl and my other more lovely man is in rehab for at least 6 months Think I'll just have another vodka... Unless you fancy sharing a cab Lost?

Get your ballgown out Hooch and bring the Vodka..

Glad you're having a nice chilled out evening. Your poor friend in rehab, I hope it helps him. There but for the grace of God go I and all that.

Brie and drugs, that's hardcore Dusty.

I'll be waiting out the front Lost

He was on the very hard stuff so only way out for him. Won't be able to even drink afterwards so no good to me! I'll probably be a trigger and be banned from his life anyway. As long as he gets well I guess.

Poor bloke. It's frightening how addictions escalate without you really realising until you're in it up to your neck. I hope he turns it around.

I think Mr and Mrs D have turned the lights out and are hiding behind the sofa pretending they're not in. We can't blame them really.

Debating whether to try a bit more yoga or just get my pjs on and eat a bowl of Shreddies. Struggling with the clean is boring thing.

It is boring and flat at times lost. But wine,fags and fantasizing about getting a cab round dusty's helps!

Yep I agree, bored rigid Think I might go to bed soon, vodka and fags just not doing it for me. Still we'll be glad for it in the morning, that's what I'm telling myself anyway...