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[serialtester]

OPEN!

Any mention of knitting or adult colouring will not be allowed!

Dear Tim

I'm off to soak my fanny beard in craft ale.

I hope that seals it.

Snogs

Ponz

Darling Tim,
I can't wait to see you again. I may have some friends tagging along but I've never met them so we can leave them in the bar.
Your dirty Dusty x

Tim, oh tim....

I must away to bed. Dusty, ponzu and Zig are all hairy handed blokes. Ignore them.

I am a laydee - I have a Drs certificate and everything.

Yours lovingly,

Serial.

I have no chance, I don't even have nasal hair .

I'm quite surprised I liked it though. Did Day 1 of the challenge and feeling quite calm and flexible already.
Don't tell Tim I don't have a yoga mat and did it in my pyjamas though.

Dear Tim,
Please don't stop making yoga videos. I think I'm developing a secret addiction to your kind patient voice and bendy body.
I would appreciate some calming words from you while I lie horizontally. Just don't keep saying Good Jaab please
Yours x

Dear Tim

Me and my gamma ray soaked yogic fanny beard are twerking in a shoreditch dive bar that dusty and the rest of them are far too old to get into.

I will be bringing east London to Columbia, having brought an awful lot of Columbia back to London over the last two decades.

I must go now. Mobile phones are banned here in the new era. It's all about live chat. I know. Crazy eh?

Onward.

Ponz.

Ermm.. I think we might have scared Tim off.

Poor Tim

Lost its alright isn't it? Keep going. I might eve. Try day 3 tomorrow.

Sorry everyone I'm known for taking it too far

Can't stop laughing at Yogic Fanny Beard

Tim! Tim? Come back tim!

Dear Tim,
Don't listen to those hairy-Mary's. Beards (top and tail) are so 2016.
I've been Immacing for the last 2 hours and am getting through my Gruffaloness slowly but surely...
If it's stubble rash you're looking for - Serial and Ponz can sort you out.
But if you want to keep your beautiful face baby soft then look no further...
I'm off to shave my knuckles
Yours depilated
Zig

Tim! Tim! Tim! Waaaaaait!
Fuck - he's a fast runner...

Tim's had a breakdown after receiving some suggestive fan mail and will be joining this thread shortly for some support with his coke addiction.

Dear Tim

The surfers are all here for you.

There is still a seat on the columbian bus with Senesi on it.

First rule of Coke addiction - share.

Sorry for the hysteria earlier. Hope it didn't contribute to your relapse

Ponz x

I can't get the mental image of Ponz's glorious lady-beard dripping in craft ale...
Sweet dreams

Get OVER - ffs!
Night all x

You lot are bonkers... but I love you!

Had a very strange dream about a party on a boat. I'm blaming you lot
Hope everyone's ok. Happy Thursday surfing

Happy surfing ladies.

I'm going to try the flat tum yoga sesh today. Have done Dentist and eye brow threading so far so it's turning into a looking after myself Day - apart from the work call looming at 2.

Thanks for the larfs last night you are a funny clever bunch I appreciate being so generously tolerated on this thread.

People are not always so nice and non judgy IRL having all sorts of weirdness with a school mum friend at the mo but might check in later on that.

Snogs to you all.

Just fucking punch her. Style it out as a yoga move.

Glad to see you're still channelling your inner Begbie, Serial Nae feckin cunt messes with our feckin Ponzu.

Going for a power walk at lunchtime, have brought my trainers to work! Self improvement is my mantra today.

Aw thanks for the support.

She's a frigging yoga teacher this mum !

Bloody hippies....
So sick of all the school mum niceties and vibes but DD2 is only 7 so I'm still in the thick of supporting friendships , girl dynamics.

Should whip her with my lady beard really but will have to play normal and nice I suppose. Sigh.

Ps go with power walk lost. Loving it!

If she's a yoga teacher, does she know Tim?

Women can be really snotty can't they. I (kind of) know how you feel Ponz.
Making rl friends is fucking hard - especially if you're a^^ chronic over-sharer like me.
When I meet new Mums because I'm desperate to make new friends I'm constantly thinking 'Stop talking Zig, they don't need to know you've got yesterdays pants on' but can't seem to stop my mouth from moving!
That's why I'm moving back to where all my family and old friends are - I can't gel with anyone where I am at the mo (and I'm an older Mum, so feel like a stuffy old Aunt)
And I agree, smug hippies are the worst...
Zen my arse!