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[serialtester]

OPEN!

Any mention of knitting or adult colouring will not be allowed!



Perfect!

I just tried to post a picture of him but failed.

Trying again

I think he got our letter and said yes!!!

Lost! I can't think of a single reason he'd refuse!

All aboard then ladies.

ITS A SIGN!!!!!
He doesn't know what he's let himself in for

Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm now a yoga addict!

Brilliant Ponzu
Anyone that can do that with their leg while sitting on a purple brick has my respect.

Those arms! That chest!

Dear Tim,

I need to be more flexible so that I can get me flippers on. Can you help me?

Love Serial.

Dear Serial,

I would be happy to do a downward dog with you anytime. I'm extremely bendy and you can be too.

Kind regards, Tim.

Dear Tim,
A little tip for you. A very long white line each across the floor will soon get us all downward-dogging.
Namaste
Zig

Dear Tim,

My sinuses have been a bit congested recently. Would downward dog and stroking your chest help?

Kind regards

Serial.

Ps - that's not a water mark, it's drool. Sorry.

Oh Zig, you and your yoga language! You've stolen him from me!!

Dear Tim

As you can see we are a bunch of very willing yoga babes who can hold a line very very well between us.

Sometimes when my legs are in the air though I might need you to hold my ankles.

See you in Columbia.

Ponz.

Dear Tim
Whilst Serial strokes your chest, can I rake my fingers through your long swishy hair?
Peace man
Zig
Ps. Do I look like MC Hammer in these trousers?

Dear surfers,

I'm so pleased my yoga has stirred something deep inside you ladies. I've packed several pairs of very small shorts and I'm debating shaving my beard off in preparation for the Columbian yoga retreat.

I look forward to perusing the itinerary.

Kind regards, Tim.

M.C Hammer

Dear Tim

The small shorts are a practical move as we like our yoga very hot.

We are quite a 1980s bunch and one of us will let you know when it's hammer time.

Don't shave. We won't be.

Best,

Surfers.

Dear Tim,

Thanks for the speedy reply. Or should I say speedo-ey reply. Ignore ponzu and zig, they are actually men. I'm all woman as you'll be able to tell by my menopausal moustache.

I look forward to you stroking it,

Better than best,

Serial. Xxxxxx

Dear Serial

I'm still reserving the right to be interested in ponz and zig.

Unless you also have a menopausal beard. Then I'm yours.

Tim xxx

Dear Tim,

This is a short message, my flowing beard makes it difficult to type. It drapes over the keyboard.

I love you, I love you in a way zig and ponzu never could because they are blokes.

Regards,

Serial

Dear Tim

My beard has a different ... ahem ... drape as it skims the floor from my yogic pelvic tilt.

I think you understand me.

Serial is a mere conchita bratwurst.

See you in Columbia. First.

Yours, hirsute in the nether.

Ponz.

Dear Tim,

My beard is an old skool one. Ponzu has a hipster beard.

Yours chest strokingly,

Serial