ooh la la je swizz un surfer!

[serialtester]

OPEN!

Any mention of knitting or adult colouring will not be allowed!

Bet you're feeling sheepish now

You two! Lol xx

Ah ladies your travails! Bless you all. I've got none had none got the craves catching up on this thread have had gin would kill for a line.

Yeah wool banter.

Crocheting away here. Feeling oddly sane and level headed after a naughty Friday evening
Being good tonight but we are out for lunch tomorrow and there's a bit left for dessert...

The Ponz is surfing! Bloody cravings eh? I get this thing where my brain latches onto the feeling of the first line and fixates on that and can't think beyond that.
Hope the gin is helping. x

Gin! I wish I liked gin.

It is odd that you're acting so sane and level headed today, Dusty

It is indeed. Not even hungover. Although we did have an 'early night' and I drank lots of water. Often It makes me very thirsty and I drink more wine and want more lines and it's the whole combo of alcohol, coke, staying up too late, and feeling guilty. No remorse today though.

Ooh I am surfing aren't I ?

It's been a week!!! A whole week

Ooh well done for the damage limitation Dusty. You're right it's the combo of everything. Sometimes I just think, in for a penny, in for a pound and go silly. And the crocheting sounds cool.

Silver surfing badge for Ponzu

If we had a House Coke Rules plaque it would say
"FFS turn this plaque to face the wall when the DDs are home! They must never know!"

Ponz, well fucking done. A week is brilliant.

Have tried to snort a knitting needle. Nose hurts, what should I do?! Colouring in???

Our Rules plaque would be hidden frequently.

Serial why not colour in your arm and then use the knitting needle to turn it into a homemade tattoo. (?) Fuse the hobbies

So glad you lot are as silly as I am x

Is there a white lines colouring in book? I'd buy one on Amazon tonight. Bed for moi, have been VERY grumpy tonight. Je desire un sniffy sniffy greatly.

My eleven year old has been Hideous tonight . God help me. Sniffy sniffy would make it all go away.

How are we all this morning surfers?

Not good I physically have a knot of the horrors in my stomach. Oh well at least it's gone now.

Oh hooch, you poor thing. You will feel better later.

I know but doing that morning after beat yourself up thing. I may not do coke too often now but drink far too much, need to stop. Blah blah blah, woe is me...

Morning surfers.
Nice for you Hooch, everything looks worse through the dark glasses of a comedown. Just concentrate on making yourself feel better today. You're going to be alright

Serial you were jonesing last night! Sometimes those cravings come out of nowhere and hit you like a tidal wave.

Let's all aim for a clean remainder of the weekend. We still have 2 days..woo hoo. Enjoy your Sunday people x

I think Mr Lost is regretting going to the boxing now. He looks haunted this morning, although he's pretending he's fine.

Thanks Lost, poor Mr Lost, I know how he feels! Hope you're feeling better today. I have been abandoned by DS which is par for the course these days. Think that's half the problem, too much time on my hands. Just off to buy a paint brush and paint a door, living the dream