ooh la la je swizz un surfer!

[serialtester]

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Well i shall aim for the ponz

Think smoking is the only thing I don't do. Gave up 11 years ago when pregnant with DD1 after 20 years heavy puffing of many things.

It's that small mercies compilation again....

Evening surfers, all good here. Dangerous waters here as for once don't have any bank holiday plans to deter me. I'm thinking at least last Friday night so I don't kill the whole weekend. Ponzu I don't have many ways of getting any easily either but can be done. I have to go into London or phone an annoying male friend and then spend evening with him

I've smoked like a mo'fo today, Serial.
20 years heavy puffing can be track 2 on our Small Mercies album.

Hooch it's hilarious that you'll put up with your annoying friend to have a bit. God the things we do. I'll happily talk shit with my husband for hours and listen to him drone on for a G.

20 years heavy puffing a moody drum and bass track with The Ponz on vocals.

I think that's a number 1 single.

You can beatbox and swear in the background Serial

Sounds like a sleaford mods single !

Ponz and the heavy puffers?

The surfing ponzettes?

I need to wait for someone to come to town so less control over it but could push to go to the source if I really wanted to.

It's easier to stay off it if it's complicated to get, Ponzu so you're in a great position (technically). You can do this

It's fucking hard though I know, it sort of invades my thoughts of an evening.
My avoidance techniques tonight are revolving around a really hot bath, changing the beds and tucking myself firmly under the duvet. Rock and Roll.

Evening surfers I'm still here just lurking and laughing at the quality nonsense on this thread

Hi Pickle hope your dear Mini didn't get diagnosed with anything too serious.
I like the escapism of silly nonsense. I told you I probably need counselling . Off to dream about fields and fluffy things instead.
Night all x

Just remembered I have next week off. Oops!

A surprise week off Dusty how lovely!

Very quiet on here. I think Serial forgot to invite us to on Columbian mini break this weekend..

I'm being moderately good, just a few drinks to celebrate the weekend. Still on board here.

Overboard here and my front teeth are numb, blimey that hasn't happened for a while. Oh well I nearly managed 5 weeks Over and out xx

Sorry, that was hardly coherent, hope you understood that! I'm more pissed than I thoought.

I want numb teeth

Enjoy your night off, Hooch. You've proved to yourself you can do 5 weeks surfing which I think is bloody great. Hope you are able to hold a conversation with your numb teeth. Awkward..

Jealous.

Bit drunk. None numb teeth.

Boo.

Well if I'm honest not the best evening. Had to go round to Mr B.I's who wasn't the greatest company and then got the wrong idea so had to escape in an taxi . Now home and wired and pacing. My shoulder blades have formed a triangle and prob won't sleep for a week

Oh hooch, hope you're feeling ok this morning.

Quiet night last night being all sensible. It was a bit boring though!

Gah that really wasn't worth it. Have slept a bit but got that horrible doom feeling and don't know what to do with myself. Didn't even enjoy it but sometimes you have to remind yourself of what you're not missing!

It's never as good as you think it's going to be is it Hooch? And a coked up bloke trying to make advances on you, oh dear how cringey. Take it easy on yourself today.

Here I am again, waking up on a Saturday morning full of regret and feeling like shite. Shared a gram with dh last night so it wasn't a huge binge but feeling crap. Wasn't worth it at all. Have that horrible tired anxious feeling.

I'll be wearing armbands and a nose clip for the rest of the weekend.

Pickle has good tips for coke shoulders, Hooch. Something about lying on tennis balls . I can't remember the details.

I have coke shoulders without the coke!!
Lost, at least you only shared a gram. It could have been worse.

Sending to you too Lost. What are we like I only did a bit and still have some left. I am trying to get the balls to flush it as don't want to feel like this again but not sure I can. Ps Shoulders still pointy

Coke shoulders without the coke you do make me laugh Serial.

Having some left is quite an alien concept to me but try to chuck it if you can. I'd say give it to Mr B.I but he'd probably read into it as a come on, strange man.
A bath might help your shoulders? Baths are my answer for everything. Or a hot water bottle.