Wave your snorkel in the air like you just don't care!

[serialtester]

Open.

Lost, say something wise!

Hope you come back suitably fake-tanned and glam Hooch! Sounds like you had a great time
Glad you are feeling more positive today Lost and we'll done Dusty that's a great swerve.
Enjoy the beautiful day all - defo surfing weather

Massive pats on the back for those in the drug free smug tree

We're off to our first bbq of the year later, woo hoo. I'm taking my surfboard.

I'm going to a party later. I'm wearing a wetsuit.

Here's an inflatable flamingo to help keep you afloat Serial (I'm sure no one will notice )

Clinging onto my surfboard with my toes-hands are full of wine and fags... the sunshine is the worst for keeping off it!

Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend (while remaining on board).
Had fun at the bbq. I'm a petit French but non partake in ze sniff just mange le sausage . Pah! Who needs drugs for a good time? Not me..
Have a great party Serial

I'm setting a new personal best for early pyjameration by getting in them now! (after le bain)

Hi Kinetic stay clinging on! I know what you mean, a sunny weekend = holiday mood = trigger. Thank goodness for lovely wine and flags.

*I mean fags, not too bothered about flags

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Up to day 10 and feeling a bit lot twitchy. Another week an Italy and I really, really don't want it overshadowed by cravings

I've had about 70 flags to stay aboard tonight, may have another 5 before bed.
Hope you're all surfing well x

Survived party. To be honest Le sniffy sniffy crowd were less interesting than le dancey dancey crowd. Have danced my socks off. Have danced myself sober! Have had a lovely evening and feel all loved up WITHOUT chemicals.

Am currently partially French, mon petit filous.

Morning all.

Glad you partied your head off Serial and busted some moves without Help
Cleaning Keep strong, sorry you're craving. I seem to get worse at around 2 weeks clean too. Sending strong vibes across the Med to Italy!..
Kinetic keep smoking the flags
Dusty Did you post a Countdown Conundrum? I'm stumped

My legs hurt today!

I'm diagnosing Raver's Leg. Symptoms include aching calves and occasional flashbacks to hedonistic dance moves from the night before.

I've got sore legs too! Just got back from a nice walk. Good to have a raised heart rate for a healthy reason. Cravings have fucked off for the time being luckily.

Not rtft but I wondered how flat was getting on? I last read that she'd gone to a ca meeting.

I'm diagnosing Italian Walker's Leg. Symptoms include aching calves, brown shoulders and pasta cravings.

Lost and dc are having a staycation this week. Activities include trampolining, arguing and swingball. I'm sitting in the sun reading Take A Break [intellectual face]. It's really warm here!

Something in my hazy memory tells me that Flat mentioned a holiday over Easter. Flat hope you're having a great time! (and catching crabs)

Bloody freezing where I am. Ravers leg sounds nearly as painful as Italian Walkers leg.Walked to the pub this afternoon for hair of the leg. I'm cured.

Hope you're not legless now... ha ha

Oh lost!!

I'll get my coat.

Oh splosh again ffs...

Ps. Don't get your coat Lost - it made me snigger