The bishop leads the turkeys out of dangerous waters. Arm bands optional.

[serialtester]

Open!!

Lost

He made me more than smile haha!!!!

serial you're a fire starter, a twisted fire starter

Will have to resort to Chapter 5 of Kicking Cocaine- an idiots guide; cover all flat surfaces in your kitchen with pritstick and bubble wrap.

Feel exhausted after all the Jager bombs. Is Jager bomb come down a thing?

serial you'll feel great in the morning

To be fair, I always want a fat line but at least we know we can say no, that's a great thing. (who'd ask for a thin line? Not me, that would be absurd )

Anyone wanting a thin line is off the coach trip.

Tonight's triggering tune is Tricky Black Steel.

Massively want a line but am.going to bed. Am sprinkling arm bands for everyone.

"Just a tiny thin line for me please" is a contraband sentence on our trip.

The thought of having to confess on here if I'd messed up today actually helped a lot today so thank you surf squad

Well I've tried my best today. But not as good as yesterday.

But tomorrow is another day !!

Keep inching forward, snowball and keep surfing with us.
Really knackered, off to bed for me x

My sister always says just a small one. But when you put out a big one and she says that's huge and you say just take half. Do you think she does!

Snowball you are trying though and that's the main thing! Night all!

It's just so hard. I am cutting down and talking to you all is a massive help.

So thank you all.

But it's a hard situation to get out of.

But determined to xxx

Overboard...
Fucks sake - I'm too weak.
See you in the morning x

Well that's me - OH has basically chucked me overboard.
Need to be firing on all cylinders by Monday - don't want another comment about my personal branding!

Same Witty! If it's offered I just have to accept. Be kind to yourself in the morning x

Getmyfingerout

I'm trying sooooo hard. Maybe you haven't seen the pervious thread I'm knocking down 3G daily to what I can deal with. I certainly don't take this as a joke xxx

So sorry miss read get my finger out.

You know know why I miss read

I think I'm doing ok. It's like a catch 22.

Morning surfers, how are we all doing?

Just trying to be better mate x

Morning all! Just a quick one from the Madchester detox centre, been watching the thread with interest this week. Loving all the new surfers....pickle, snowball, Jerry. You all have a fabulous energy

Lost I am SO impressed with your achievement last night, you should be very proud. Serial I remain in awe. Cleaning can't believe how far you have come since the summer.

I don't have a great deal to report except that I have had lots of intense time with my lovely Manchester friend, which I feel is shifting something in me. She's known me for 20yrs and has reminded me that I am so much more than this soul destroying cycle of self destruction. I feel I am getting a wider perspective on my life, thinking about all the wonderful places I want to be in 5yrs time. (At home every Friday snorting cocaine isn't one of them)

Lots of you revealing your ages this week. I am 45 next month. I don't want to be doing this when I am 50.

Have a good clean week surfers

Flats white

Keep going girl! We will all win in the end mate! Xxxx

Good for you flat! Are you all northern now?

Haha serial!!

Is Manchester northern? X

Just about to don my flat cap before I tuck into my chips with gravy. Noel and Liam are on their way over to join me .,,.

Morning all

So glad you're doing well, flat something seems to have changed in you and you sound so positive!. Your reasons for wanting to change resonate with me too. It does become soul destroying. We all want to come and stay with your lovely friend.

In Northern: Alright our kid, flat, I'm made up yer not mad fer it no more. Yer mate sounds mint.