The bishop leads the turkeys out of dangerous waters. Arm bands optional.

[serialtester]

Open!!

*there

I don't have all the abbreviations you use. Like my darling husband etc.

How can I put my useless ex, my friends with benefits dealer and his very georgouse mate?

Please don't think bad of me. It's just the gear has got me horny as fuck!!! Haha

User, we're going to Columbia. Get someone to forge your consent form and yer on the coach!

When I was going to the hospital to visit my aunt I went to the shop first and got a puzzle magazine thing and a packet of ginger nuts (her fave) and the shop assistant chuckled and said exciting night for you. if only she knew what I am actually trying to avoid and knew I'd love to be able to happily sit with a puzzle mag and some ginger nuts on a Saturday night!

Snowball - useless ex (ux) friends with benefits dealer (fwbd) and his friend. We will remember 😉

You must of been really horny if you spent the night in the travel lodge with all three of them 😂

One was enough couldn't handle three at my age!

lostit wow! Check you out! So glad it went well!
I'm having a very small wine and getting in a bath and I am BORED!!
But it is better than spending £100 for a bag of shame.
That's what I keep telling myself!

serial I reckon I can forge my own consent form! Had enough practice. BTW seems I might be the oldest here and so should know better but this week it was offered, free, and I don't have a stop button either. UGH. 3 days of feeling crud. On now

Pickle enjoy your bath

welcome to the surfboard: snowball, zig and pickle. Hope I haven't missed anyone. Y'all sound like you belong here with us. Armbands are FREE, just ask. (Wish I bloody had on Tues/Weds/Thurs)

Think I need a daily supply! Haha

Am drinking wine and listening to triggering tunes. Am wearing snorkel though.

Snowball - hot man, hotel, gear - I'm crying with jealousy!

Felt like a teenager again! Booking into a hotel 2 miles from my address! Jesus Christ the amount of questions which I wasn't ready for!

Wine and a hot bath sound perfect Pickle I may join you (pass the soap! ) I just hope after a couple of glasses of wine won't then lead on to something a bit errrrm stronger.
Well done Lost you must be so chuffed with yourself!
Thanks for he welcome User. I'll shout for an armband or two if I feel a wobble coming on!

Wines a no go for me for that exact reason zig, can't trust myself not to let it lead on to anything else. So cip of tea or is. Can't even have any nice snacks as im dieting.

We are child free tonight but staying on board 💪

Armbands galore around here tonight!

Welcome back to the board, User You can mother us all in Columbia.

Laughing about got getting out her tits in Ibiza. That's a long way to go just to flash yer lady bumps

The jagerbombs are worn off now. I've decided my biggest trigger of all is not going out, it's actually my bloody kitchen which is awkward.

snowball when I said cutting down I wasn't envisioning you sharing your stash with a hot man

Zig hope your wine hasn't toppled you off the board tonight?

Off for ye olde bath. No hot men here, just dh

But it's still cutting down!!!

Also had its benefits. But I must admit I was like where's it all gone!!

More sex please then!!!! Haha

Lost - burn your kitchen. Burn it right down!

Snowball - I endorse your cutting down via hot sex method. Keep it ip!

Up!

Oh snowball you make me smile.

Feel very cross with everyone and everything tonight and really really want a fat line. Am going to go to bed though.this is shit.