The bishop leads the turkeys out of dangerous waters. Arm bands optional.

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Open!!

Aye no problem Witty
Got can bring her personal trainer if he can keep up

This is just what the doctor ordered.

Witty, we'll look out for you flicking the V's by a loch wearing a kilt!

Kilt might be a bit warm in Colombia but it can always double as a tent!

Can you pack a sporran or two as well? Might be useful to hold any local artisan products we might buy with our spending money.

I'm thinking giant donut bun hair dos all round

So, we'll book a coach, tour the UK collecting surfers and then drive to Columbia. You'll note that I'm a bit sketchy on the return journey.

Consent forms and trip money need to be in by Friday morning.

Pickle, I'm thinking of an actual uniform. Snorkel, kilt, donut bun. Directional.

Consent forms ...who needs to sign those? Can I just forge my Mum's signature?

We can conceal all souvenir purchase in the bun, we have kilts and obligatory snorkel, accessories including armbands....
Oh this has cheered me up talking nonsense!!

There is no return journey for me... I'll be unable to travel on medical grounds... Colombian hayfever 😂😂😂

Forcing signatures on the consent form is compulsory. Cleaning, when we leave you in Columbia we'll make sure there's plenty of granite there for you!!

If Cleaning isn't coming back then neither am I. (Can you imagine the state of the coach after a few days if she isn't there to sort it?!)

Forging- not forcing! Although forcing could work!!

I think we've planned a successful summer outing, people. It's going to be obscene a trip to remember.

Christmas do in the Priory.

The Daily Mail could do our holiday diary.

If I have to sit in the luggage compartment on the way home I'm not coming either!

I think the priory does a bogof for New Years mind...

Actually it might be more cost effective if we just have a holiday home over there... The cost of the coaches could mount up!

Thanks for the entertainment everyone

I'm off to dream about Colombian holiday homes and surreal coach trips..
Night lovely people x

Oh god yeah I need to come to prevent any mess or unsightly blemishes on the coach windows

Night all I hope flat finds us over here.

Day 4 of no cigs tomorrow

Morning all! Just to let you know I have found the new thread (love the title bishop) and am watching you all from my Madchester detox. Sending good vibes to you, particularly willing you on at the wedding this weekend Lost. Happy sober Wednesday crazy ladies

Morning all! Waves to flat

I am work feeling normal the 72 hour theory is true

Have a great clean day all

Morning all!

Morning surfers.
flat I'm sending good vibes to you in the Madchestaah detox. Glad you popped your lovely head in.

Cleaning I'm so pleased you're feeling like a normal person, this is a real breakthrough .
Huge well done on the smoking front .

Having a half term treat day out with the kids today. No not Columbia, Chessington!

Hope everyone is fine and dandy tonight.

Absolutely knackered after a day at Chessington so have nothing on my mind but the two B's, Bath and Bed tonight.

Fine and dandy here, like you lost the 2 b's are happening tonight!!

Night out tomorrow AND Friday. Feeling antsy at the thought.