The bishop leads the turkeys out of dangerous waters. Arm bands optional.

[serialtester]

Open!!

As am I, having a bit of a wobble right now as neighbour (let's say she's called Dave) just saw me putting bins out and asked "are you posting stuff through for Dave Watson? That's not me, please just bin it."
I only knew she was called Dave, I get occasional post for a Dave and automatically posted it. Now feel like the devil woman.

Want a curry and ladders.

Ooh er what a grumpy neighbour! You were hardly posting dog poo through her letter box. We still love you Kinetic

I might start sending postcards to Dave

Dave'll be knocking on your door next, demanding you please stop ordering curries and crashing about with ladders at 2 in the morning.

It's fucking EXHAUSTING managing thoughts sometimes.

We all need a bit of ball clutching, armband throwing, surfing lessons and suchlike, that's why I love this thread.

I'm still rocking my chipped, flaky, chewed nails, classy lady I am dahlings!!

EVACUATE!! NEW THREAD www.mumsnet.com/Talk/substance_addiction_/2878857-Wave-your-snorkel-in-the-air-like-you-just-dont-care?watched=1