The bishop leads the turkeys out of dangerous waters. Arm bands optional.

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In light bulbs Citrus! That's genius!

"The subjects appear to be getting a bit agitated, as their time to shine dawns and they appear to be fighting some urge"

Citrus I've had some success with keeping myself in check on nights out by literally planning it all out in advance in my head. It's a bit tedious but helps me stay in control. I'm hoping it will become like second nature to me
It doesn't always work but is sometimes better than just seeing what happens on a night out (and we all know what happens!)

I hope you understood that. Not sure I know what I've written there

The more times ticking on the more Im thinking ah fuck it I can have a few and I won't feel too bad tomorrow maybe....who am I trying to kid 😂

Oh no, Got I think you're having an attack of the dreaded Tunnel Visionnnnn. Keep your head!

Thanks Cleaning but I'm not sure I'm up to your standard yet!

Well yes I guess I could be pregnant... I'm definitely late but I'm putting down stress I did a little bit of cleaning today but I'm on the sofa again now.

OMG at the lightbulbs. Though the heat is not good for the product as it may get damp.. you know.. just saying... not that I'd actually know or anything

Thank goodness for your post Cleaning I thought I'd killed the thread!
Whatever the reason for your tiredness just be kind to yourself. Housework can wait.

You've definitely thought this light bulb thing through Cleaning

Take care of yourself and take lots of vitamins. (my answer for everything!)

Our dealer just text offering some on tick. Courtesy calls from drug dealers, whatever next. Oh lordy.

Lost tell him to fuck right off 😂

I'm so torn! I feel tired so should probably just go for an early night, but....but....dh and our friends are in the kitchen having a drink and going to go to the pub if I decide to have a quiet one. I'm thinking of tomorrow morning! Surely I CAN have just a drink.... nah I can't 😂

Bless you, Witty, you could never kill the thread, we all talk too much

Hope everyone's still on board. I'm having a couple of beers, with the soothing sound of gunfire coming from the kids' XBox in the background. And later washing my hair.. It's all go

Hi all - so lovely to see you all still here and doing so well! And so many new joiners too 😊 I am hoping to be back on the surfboard again too, very soon. Just keeping my head above water at the moment.

Massive respect for you Got if you can swerve it. It's SO tempting it's ridiculous isn't it? Can you just have a couple of drinks indoors and then let them go out?

Hug for ((Spun)) Are you ok sweet?

Hi nineties, thanks for hug, very much needed at the moment. But I'm doing better every day!

You've had a difficult time Spun so cut yourself some slack
I've got you a brand new surfboard waiting and I'm not going anywhere. You're going to be ok!

Clinging on to the surfboard for dear life here. Have got the raging hump and half way through a bottle of wine. On the plus side there is no way of me getting any unless I go through a friend who I don't want to see.

Ha Citrus talking about furtively searching... I once went through someone's kitchen cupboards at 5am cos we had run out and they thought they had hidden some there. Saucepans etc everywhere! Found it eventually and it didn't end well

Can't wait for tonight to be over. Is it bedtime yet?

Thank goodness they didn't forget and cook their MIL a nice casserole in the drugged saucepan

Keep surfing, Hooch the thinking is to acknowledge the craving and surf over the urges as they come in waves. Fun eh?

I find having a bath and getting pyjamas on helps and anything to distract you. I feel the same, keep fantasising about it

Thanks Lost, DS will be back soon so that will distract me. Might pretend it's a Monday night not Friday, maybe that will help

Keep surfing surfers xx

Well there is still some in the house but I am studiously ignoring it and plan to have a bath and early night so I will have a clear head tomorrow. Thanks for your kind words and good thoughts to you all, it really is a white knuckle ride at times!

Been out for a post work meal and drinks. Am home now and not long out of bed - which is pretty sad!!

Keep surfing you lot, and remember CONTROL YOUR BALLS!

Wow Sunday that is impressive willpower! Well done x

Blimey Sunday I never have leftovers! I'm astounded at your willpower and overall ballsiness and hope you enjoy your Monday night bath.

Me and my balls still have a connection, serial. Good darts with stopping at the meal/drinks combo.

Quite tempted to pop round to Sunday's and confiscate the leftovers..

Just popped back on and Amazingly quiet on the board! I'm hoping this is good and we're all tucked up in bed or did I miss the coach to Columbia?
Been watching TV, now all pyjamarated and sooo tired.

Armbands available on request in the morning x