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list the WANKIEST clothes in the straosphere

192 replies

MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 17:12

1.dungarees on anyone who is potty trained

  1. Peruvian Llama herding hats
  2. pigtails on women who has started to menstruate.
4 t shirts that dont covera vile pregnant gut( sorry i even hated my own)
  1. crocs( natch)
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PlumBumMum · 08/02/2009 17:13

shell suits never had one

compo · 08/02/2009 17:14
  1. any clothes with Disney characters on if you are over 16
  1. Ditto for men - Mr men Tshirts on grown men, why?!
dizzyTHETARTANARMYdixies · 08/02/2009 17:14

I think dungarees are lovely on children so no to your number 1

I think crocs are also great for kids so no to your number 5

don't know what your number 2 are

number 3 - couldn't care less how people wear their hair frankly have better things to worry about

4 - actually agree with you there

MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 17:15

white studded unitards - I think we can all agree on those

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dizzyTHETARTANARMYdixies · 08/02/2009 17:16

sandals with white socks surely have to take pride of place somewhere on the list?

MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 17:17

No i think any kid over 3 looks a bit naff in dungares.

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dizzyTHETARTANARMYdixies · 08/02/2009 17:19

shall go and tell my DD1 (5yrs) that MrsWilburton says she looks 'naff' and has to remove her beloved dungarees from her wardrobe immediately!

MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 17:20

rofl at the coments on this

"itzell bravo November 25, 2008
i totally love this in the nude color . it makes me look super sexy . i almost made myself hornny. i wore it to the beach instead of a swimsuit. people started yelling SEXY MAMA ! I FELT SO BEAUTIFUL ! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO CONFIDENT AA . "

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MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 17:20

yes

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HateSponge · 08/02/2009 17:20

on men - jeans worn somewhere around the top of the thigh thereby showing acres of underwear.

shell suits on anyone

also velour 'leisure suits' particularly in pastel colors, esp if worn with ugg boots

RaspberryBlower · 08/02/2009 17:23

The unitard even looks unflattering on the computer generated arse in the picture!

MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 17:24

Men whoi wear short ankle socks.

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dizzyTHETARTANARMYdixies · 08/02/2009 17:25

short ankle socks? under their trousers or with shorts? do you mean trainer socks? am confused

I really don't think this is the thread for me at all

bruxeur · 08/02/2009 17:28

Waistcoats.

Men - you are not John Wayne.
Women - you are not Annie Hall.

MayorNaze · 08/02/2009 17:31

catsuits. or any other kind of all in one.

southeastastra · 08/02/2009 17:32

i've banned myself from the aa site as i spend too much money on it. some of the comments are so funny though

like:OMG my life partner, Ramone, behaves like a total sissy slut when he's wearing his silver lame shorts! Guys, WATCH OUT if your man decides to get a pair of these!

HensMum · 08/02/2009 17:33

Clear bra straps. We can still see them...

Salleroo · 08/02/2009 17:51

I'm with all of mrswilburtons and want to add

Legwarmers
Fingerless gloves
Snow wash anything
white stilletos

MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 17:52

Oh yes but sally I think you and I will be fashion backward this summer as snow wash is IN IN IN

LOl at aa comments

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FAQinglovely · 08/02/2009 17:53

fingerless gloves are a bloody godsend for some of us you know (but only in certain circumstnaces )

brimfull · 08/02/2009 17:53

personally I hate strapless dresses and think they look shite on almost everyone

MadamDeathstare · 08/02/2009 17:56

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MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 17:57

strapless wedding dresses

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TheThoughtPolice · 08/02/2009 17:58

Gilet

Just the word really. The item on adults is irritating but the word is awful

MadamDeathstare · 08/02/2009 17:59

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