list the WANKIEST clothes in the straosphere

[MrsWilburton]

1.dungarees on anyone who is potty trained

1. Peruvian Llama herding hats
2. pigtails on women who has started to menstruate.

4 t shirts that dont covera vile pregnant gut( sorry i even hated my own)

1. crocs( natch)

mileniwmffalcon you should get an award anyway because you've gone to great lengths ...so that you can stay glued to mumsnet without having to go to the toilet or even eat proper food..now that is dedication

1. Mens big square t-shirts on women...shapeless frumpy death

1. Agree no dungarees on adults

1. Uggs with the exception of Ugg slippers

1. Crocs

1. 3/4 length combats

1. Shiny tights = pork sausage legs

1. 36b cup bras worn by everyone from a 32a to a 43 h

Anything in shiny faux satin

The list is endless

sportswear on people who quite clearly never even get off the couch let alone go to the gym!

leg warmers - seen on a mum last week

lol samsonara i take all my inspiration from that astronaut that drove across america wearing a nappy to kidnap her love rival

and Ronaldinhio's list reminded me of when girls wear dungaree dresses or dungarees and have the strap part hanging down the sides and they ususally have a 36b padded cup on a 32 chest ! Dungarees are very comfy for pregnancy though!

samsonara who would wear any of those clothes ?

I'm not keen on dungarees on grown up either. Or those men's shirts yes coloured with white collar and cuffs.

Hoodies on kids are OK tho, no?

When I said girls I meant young women. I've seen them about. A friend actually had her peruvian hat nicked by some school girls, she was walking along and they rang up and whipped it off her head..clearly its very desirable item in Streatham!

Uggs especially worn out ones with velour track bottoms with word on bum,white hooded top, hooped earrings and a ponytail with gel in hair oH! and a mobile and fag going at the same time

Hareem trousers, Why?

Leggings without tops covering the bum on fat or skinny girls. doesn't do anyone a favour. I will always remember my Dad who would never comment on clothing always point women out in legging that showed their bum and then he would just say 'WHY'?

Also I know this isn't the place for it but

Ratty old hair extensions
Patchy tea bag orange tan
Fake porn nails half grown out
Dark lip liner pale lipstick
Clumpy spider leg mascara (only eight lashes over two eyes)

Too much hair products on men's hair. Who would want to touch it, they would have to wash their hands after!

Velvet tracksuits in one colour are ok, it's patterned ones like Andriy Voronin's that are questionable.
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DH and I always snigger at those brightly coloured moleskin trousers that posh men wear.Point to points are great for spotting them.We couldn't work out where you would be able to buy such lurid trews.Then I walked past a Ralph Lauren concession and got my answer.

alice bands

Sportswear worn outside a sporting context

Chinos

Combat pants on anyone over the age of 25

Fleeces when not engaged in outdoor pursuits

Artfully tied neck scarves

those tops with pretend waistcoat and tie/braces printed on them, horrendous

jeans with things written on the bottom. i saw a young woman with a bronze animal pattern on hers. it looked as though she had shat herself.

velour tracksuits are always wrong, house pyjamas.

shrugs

I like dungarees on children of primary age children but I concede you all the rest.

this encapsulates much that makes me shudder

and wtf!

Those furry fleecey coats with wolves/galloping horses/tigers on them, urgh...

There's no way shrugs are going on the list!

Granted, the name "shrug" could be improved on but the actual garment is a Godsend to those of us with less than toned upper arms.

I suggest we swap shrugs for shorts worn with boots. A fashion contradiction surely?

All the clothes in Grazia this week including:

aforementioned harem pants (speshly loved the comment: 'These trousers from Reiss hit all the right fashion buttons including peg, harem and carrot...' WTF? Carrot?)
grey cropped leather jacket
stonewash denim shirt
20,000 pound dresses from Chanel.

i wear

dungarees
jack wills
shurgs
gilets (did a couple of years back)

no one wears those Hammeresque things do they?

will add,

paunch making trousers
camel toe ers
men in sweats with elastic at bottom
men in patterned shorts
men in baseball caps
women over 30 in leggings of any sort

Oh and brogues. No, do not say 'oh but they look lovely on Agyness Dene'

They do not EVEN look lovely on her. In fact most things on her look shite. Especially brogues.

It. Is. Not. 1985. I wore shoulder pads and brogues. Will not look like a twat again.

everyone wears neck scarves dont they?

eehwwwh heated, that last one should have a warning !