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list the WANKIEST clothes in the straosphere

192 replies

MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 17:12

1.dungarees on anyone who is potty trained

  1. Peruvian Llama herding hats
  2. pigtails on women who has started to menstruate.
4 t shirts that dont covera vile pregnant gut( sorry i even hated my own)
  1. crocs( natch)
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MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 17:59

yes - oft worn on women who cannot leave white stuff

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largeginandtonic · 08/02/2009 17:59

Surely not fashinable snow wash. FFS that will look fabulous with post baby gut...

Thin ties on men. Yuk.

MadamDeathstare · 08/02/2009 17:59

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brimfull · 08/02/2009 18:01

baker boy hats

MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 18:01

Oh you ill fit right in here gg gal - with your predilection for romper suits

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brimfull · 08/02/2009 18:02

hoodies of any kind

hate them

dd wears one she paid a farkin fortune for..vile

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brimfull · 08/02/2009 18:03

lol

love a romper suit..with big flap for night time wees

MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 18:03

madamedeathstare snort at mob cap.

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brimfull · 08/02/2009 18:04

fake layered tops
they are everywhere

MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 18:04

oh yes siree. Oi gg have you shown your dd the ohter item in AA that she will LOVE?

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JackieNo · 08/02/2009 18:05

MC Hammer-esque Harem trousers?

brimfull · 08/02/2009 18:05

no where?

brimfull · 08/02/2009 18:05

I love hareem trousers

FAQinglovely · 08/02/2009 18:06

my DS1 and 2 look fab in their hooded tops and I don't give a flying monkeys if they're on this thread

brimfull · 08/02/2009 18:07

baseball hats

ds loves them...they are awful..I have to hide them from him

MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 18:07

store.americanapparel.co.uk/rsat500p.html

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MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 18:08

@gg
hold on i cant find it now.

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brimfull · 08/02/2009 18:08

faq-you must burn them now they are on this thread...tis the law you know

itwasCYTEENagewedding · 08/02/2009 18:08

Men's shirts that are a solid pastel colour but with white collar and cuffs. HATE THEM.

Novelty ties.

Those loafers that look like pasties. Extra hate points if they have tassels on them.

MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 18:09

for gg

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FAQinglovely · 08/02/2009 18:09

pah - no way - they adored their hoodies and they suit them so they're staying right where they are.

Besides if I burned all the hoodies they'd have virtually no long sleeved tops or jumpers left

Podrick · 08/02/2009 18:11

Bum cleavage (except in Alexander McQueen)
Trousers that are too short for the wearer
Stuff from Jack Wills
Novelty socks on grown ups

brimfull · 08/02/2009 18:12

blimey mrsw sweaty nips
dd would larf..she demands moulded cups

largeginandtonic · 08/02/2009 18:12

Cycling shorts worn any place other than the gym.