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list the WANKIEST clothes in the straosphere

192 replies

MrsWilburton · 08/02/2009 17:12

1.dungarees on anyone who is potty trained

  1. Peruvian Llama herding hats
  2. pigtails on women who has started to menstruate.
4 t shirts that dont covera vile pregnant gut( sorry i even hated my own)
  1. crocs( natch)
OP posts:
LadyOfWaffle · 08/02/2009 18:13

O My, Windsor Safari Park!

Chunky heels. They just look so...butch.

brimfull · 08/02/2009 18:13

damn was gonna wear my cycling shorts to waitrose tomorrow

brimfull · 08/02/2009 18:15

that reminds me

jodphurs whilst not riding

waitrose is full if them

largeginandtonic · 08/02/2009 18:15

That really chunky cord, particularly in mustard yellow.

largeginandtonic · 08/02/2009 18:17

Ah yes with muddy wellies gg, everywhere here too.

Wigglesworth · 08/02/2009 18:18

Remember NAFCO 54 jackets from the market? They were so wanky.

sarah293 · 08/02/2009 18:20

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InSearchOfLostKeys · 08/02/2009 18:30

really high wedges, they do you no favours, you just look you are on stilts, stop it now

BoysAreLikeDogs · 08/02/2009 18:31

Sweaters with shirt attachments (next are the worst offenders)

Wear a shirt and a sweater fgs

harpomarx · 08/02/2009 18:33

largeg&t - are you thinking of those trousers that only very posh men wear? I've often wondered where they buy those vile things.

largeginandtonic · 08/02/2009 18:36

That's them indeed Harpo!

Bleurgh.

Dash tracksuits, awful. Those flowers they print on them fgs.

brimfull · 08/02/2009 18:47

collars up on polo or rugby shirt
wankstain

ohsnap · 08/02/2009 19:09

LG&T, I think they give those cord trousers out when you graduate as a doctor. It's compulsory you know.

mrsmaidamess · 08/02/2009 19:13

Too short elasticated waisted beige tapered trousers...you know the type that take up 70% of M&S's floorspace.

Those giant leather disc belts everyone wore around their hips with the ubiquitous gypsy skirts.

I agree with chunky bright coloured cords on ruddy faced posh blokes....when we go Horse Racing we have competitions to see who can spot the most lurid colour.

bran · 08/02/2009 19:21

Anything with writing across the bum - especially if the writing uses rhinestones.

lou33 · 08/02/2009 19:37

am with jackieno on the harem pants, also exceedingly tight leggings, my friend calls them mumblepants

bluebump · 08/02/2009 19:49

Crikey MrsWilburton that AA site has sooooo much that could feature on this thread! These are one of my favourite finds! Niiiice.

samsonara · 08/02/2009 19:49

1.low cut trousers that show off your pants
like these
2.see through shirts like this
3.low backless dresses here
4.skirt trousers like these

mileniwmffalcon · 08/02/2009 19:57

oh how i'm enjoying this thread, sat here in my fingerless gloves, hoody, fake 2-layer top and ugg-type slippers, now if someone would kindly mention yoga trousers i would have a the full set and could proudly go don my earflap hat to claim my award as mn's WANKIEST poster

brimfull · 08/02/2009 19:59

yoga trousers are fine as long as there is no writing on the arse

mileniwmffalcon · 08/02/2009 20:03

damnit fallen at the final hurdle, and there was me hoping i could cause maximum offense to as many people as possible

samsonara · 08/02/2009 20:07

quick mileniwmffalcon get these on
here

hazeyjane · 08/02/2009 20:09

Goodness i think i have worn 1, 2 and 3 all at the same time. I feel fairly proud to be the swankiest dressed.

Oh it's wankiest isn't it.

mileniwmffalcon · 08/02/2009 20:13

actualy, i'm really wearing this and WANKY though it may be it does come with an oxygen supply whereas everyone else on the thread is immaculately dressed but beginning to look a little blue

ChippyMinton · 08/02/2009 20:14

hi-vis clothing unless you are on duty or on a bike.